To think I have a spunking ghost?!

[Chipshopninja]

Of all the problems to have...

Last night DP woke up around 1am because he heard our bedroom door open (it's a squeaky bugger, need some WD40 but that's by the by)
He didn't get up, expecting our nocturnal ds to tap him on the shoulder announcing he had had a bad dream etc....but nothing! He then heard the bedroom door close.

He got out of bed and went to check on DS.

Just outside our bedroom door he stepped in a large wet patch (which, in a very un-DP fashion he later cleaned up) he checked on our DS, fast asleep all tucked in under his duvet.

He then went downstairs to check on the dog, fast asleep in the living room. So slightly bemused he came back to bed.

He relayed all this to me this morning...I say spunking ghost...anyone else like to hazard a guess?

Heaviest you click on 'Report' and in your message ask MN to put it in Classics.

I've just watched the YouTube clip. Why does he name-check the Daily Mail, Chips are you on there too??? (will go and look in a second).

I love the way he thinks you're a deluded nutter who's taking it seriously while the rest of us laugh at you. He's either very manipulative, or a moron. I'm not QUITE sure which. But I won't be checking in with him again, so I'll never know

And, BTW. VERY poor show in the Daily Mirror photo. That "Ghost" didn't even HAVE genitals. Let alone any spunk. I really don't think that photo was taken on your landing.

Ok. I can report I've had a quick squizz on the DM website, and I didn't see you on there (although I might have missed it). However, my eyes are now bleeding and I've decided I'm a paedophile. Or possibly a minor royal. Or perhaps I'm dead. I'm not sure, it's been a long day.

I like the comment in the mirror.
"spunking ghost. Apparently it's putting the willies up her"

I still think the jizz stain/damp patch looks like peppa pig.

This is even better than 'that's not a snail' thread.

A friends daughter shared this story on FB from a page called I Love Hallowe'en...

Get a UV light!!!! That will show whether it was Sperm or not

Oow, UV light, UV light.

It's just dawned on me. OP, did you enquire with hub what consistency said wet patch was? Snot like or water like. Also did he use paper towel to clear it up, surely if it was wee the paper towel would be yellowed You really should have made these enquires already OP.

We are now in the Coventry telegraph and Europe breaking news!!

Brexit who??!

All this exposure but nobody coming forward to help solve the mystery. Blooming useless public.

if it was a spunking spectre, wouldn't the love puddles be more... umm.. sticky? A bit like PVA glue globules on the carpet?

My money is more on a bogeyman with bladder issues.

Your famous chips

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Daughter jogged me

Thank you wichbitch xx have offered them a tasty bribe too 😁 cant quite believe how this thread has spread about- obviously spunky spectre's are big news- poor Chipshopninja still needs to find a way to stop the ecto-emmitions! A truely haunting situation.

We are now in the Coventry telegraph Swear it wasn't me

Brie, it smells of brie cheese!

Brie, it smells of brie cheese! I think they may have needed a bath

Never did like brie, the whole skin around the cheese thing....

UPDATE

Someone caught my visitor on camera!

(Thanks Google Images)

The update Op

Have you had any more erm wet patches?

Anything this morning? I have been looking for wet patches on a morning- closest I have found is three quarters of a chicken and sweetcorn pizza that the teenager must have ordered after work- unless I have a munching spook 😁

Oh you have no idea on how much I laughed at the headline of your post!! I'm assuming you'reAmerican 😂😂😂😂😂😂 In Scotland (and the whole of the uk spunking means something totally different. Maybe try a different wording next time 😂 😂😂😂

If it is a spunking ghost. Sit in the patch and call the resulting child Casper?