To think I have a spunking ghost?!

[Chipshopninja]

Of all the problems to have...

Last night DP woke up around 1am because he heard our bedroom door open (it's a squeaky bugger, need some WD40 but that's by the by)
He didn't get up, expecting our nocturnal ds to tap him on the shoulder announcing he had had a bad dream etc....but nothing! He then heard the bedroom door close.

He got out of bed and went to check on DS.

Just outside our bedroom door he stepped in a large wet patch (which, in a very un-DP fashion he later cleaned up) he checked on our DS, fast asleep all tucked in under his duvet.

He then went downstairs to check on the dog, fast asleep in the living room. So slightly bemused he came back to bed.

He relayed all this to me this morning...I say spunking ghost...anyone else like to hazard a guess?

Timothy Claypole😍.
(shows age)

I'm sorry I've let you all down with my licking refusal

Of we get another wet patch I will try and overcome the gag reflex and give it a go.

No spunk puddles this morning, but the dog had thrown up downstairs....thanks chiphound

chips I think being coerced into spunk licking = unacceptable/abuse to be frank. You don’t have to lick it! (But I would be interested in the result)

Maybe dog vomit is a good ghostly passion-killer? Was talking about worst ever smells with my nephew when he was about 3: “pig’s poo.” Long thoughtful pause, then with the deeply solemn voice only tiny children and middle-aged businessmen can muster: “But dog’s sick is not good either.”

I refuse to see it as online bullying Verbena. I prefer to see it as encouraging the OP to do the right thing in the name of science.

We need a sexorcist and a scientist. These are not jobs for amateurs!

Bravo on the posters

Best thread ever suspense is killing me I NEED to know what it is!

Yeah, Metaplasia and if bloody Chips would just lick the spunk, we'd all know by now! (although given her protested innocence, she might have to suck off a RL man or two as well so she gets to know what the flavour is. Lucky MrChips I say)

I prefer to see it as encouraging the OP to do the right thing in the name of science.

Also-lute-ely!

Scientists have injected themselves with typhoid, and drunk cholera water, and sliced lumps out of themselves to determine the effects. I think licking echo-spink is the least OP can do unless her carpets are as filthy as mine.

*ecto-SPUNK, not echo-spink

(You bastard, Auto-correct! I'll get you for this as God is my witness !)

Yeah, to be honest Schaden I wouldn't like one of my carpets either, regardless of spunk puddles

LICK dammit. Effing auto-correct

To confirm a point or 2....

I know what spunk tastes like (lucky mr chips indeed!! P.s anyone else picturing the little yellow fella from catchphrase as my DP at this point? )

I don't want to lick my carpet as I am basically a dirty bitch who doesn't clean as often as I should...definitely some poo crumbs on that carpet somewhere.

I wasn't chips, but I am now!! That little guy would indeed be blessed to have such an. Awesome MNer sucking his little tiddler!

Hold shit it's made the papers!!! 😂😂😂

www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-thinks-house-might-haunted-13116368

So now the nation knows you don't clean your carpets regularly enough!

And YouTube!!!

actually dying here!!!!

The Youtube video is great. Going to have to name change now that you've outed yourself as being a slattern with poo crumbs on you carpet Chips!

Oh believe me name change is imminent!

Dare you to change it to spunky ghost!

Ok MNHQ , Chips has made the papers and you tube surely that means this should be moved to classics now . Pleeeesss

chips it’s ok. Dirty bitches have all the fun.

Also my cruising naked baby pissed on the floor today and I mopped it up and just pretended not to see he’d also left a streak of wee down the side of the sofa because I couldn’t be arsed dragging the cover off and washing it.

Are you sure you don’t have a stray nappy-less baby around?

No idea re the peeve ghost, BUT too tip for the door - rub a bit of squirt hand soap on the hinges. Works a treat!

How do i nominate for classics? Also, how do i get the image of Mr chips spunking on the carpet out of my head- the noise the catchphrase squares made whilst revealing the picture underneath is happening in my head whenever he ejaculates!