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Hairless foofs

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Ginismyfriendx · 06/07/2018 01:02

So can't sleep and watching naked attraction (please do judge me, I deserve it)
Are completely bare foofs a thing now? Having had a nasty experience of an ingrown hair from shaving bikini line (which required anti-biotics) why go through that? Nevermind the faff. Who want's an evening shadow on their lady bits?
All for a bit of pruning, but uprooting?

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SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 20:29

Nothing to do with your vagina 😂 If you said "I like older men, that's my preference," then that would be fine. But you're saying "I like older men because, unlike younger men, they are compassionate, intelligent and not shallow."

I'm saying both ends of the age spectrum can be all or none of those things.

HelenaDove · 10/07/2018 20:29

Torn.............yes thats exactly it. Sexual chemistry

Ive always had a real interest in social history and the big changes occured in the 60s and 70s so i tend to gravitate towards people who lived through that. And some of them have been men.

FoofsRus · 10/07/2018 20:30

Oh come on I can't be the only one who finds a light tug on their labial hair a turn on? Can I Blush and yes I NC for this. I also like playing with it in a non sexual way, I find it really comforting and often lay in bed just twirling it [mortified emoticon]. No I could never go bald, I'm just too fond of my foof hair.

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 20:31

I'm interested in social history too Smile

TornFromTheInside · 10/07/2018 20:32

Foofs - Yellow Card!

NotUmbongoUnchained · 10/07/2018 20:32

foofs how long is it that you can twirl it??

Antonia87 · 10/07/2018 20:33

I went grey down there in my early twenties. Even before my head went grey . Sole reason for shaving it off. This was before I even knew it was a thing!

HelenaDove · 10/07/2018 20:33

Re. the trend for men to shave their chests.....................im not bothered either way.....................but DHs hairy chest consists of one hair growing near one nipple and is like that naturally.

FoofsRus · 10/07/2018 20:36

Oh it's quite long, and silky i condition it Grin.

CosyLulu · 10/07/2018 20:37

Love men with hairy chests and find the bald ones really dull

Bunnyfuller · 10/07/2018 20:37

It’s very sad women are scoring points off something that started in porn films.

Well played, men.

I always found other mums the most difficult to cope with as a new parent too.....

What are we doing ladies? Hair, no hair, fill your boots. Just don’t judge the other side. My post was indeed from my perspective, and I don’t know anyone who said ‘Imma remove the hair because better sex’. If it’s a side effect perfect. But if it isn’t it doesn’t translate to ‘dirty’.

I’ve tried it, made me feel a bit silly and a bit dubious about what I was trying to present. Changed nothing, for me at least.

It used to be the ‘forbidden, secret, sexed-up’ trend. Now it’s everyday. No doubt it’ll change at some point and it’ll be a beard contest, or like little plaits in it like the Dwarves in The Hobbit’.

NotAsGreenAsCabbageLooking · 10/07/2018 20:38

@Lemon why are you trying to convince the hairless that they are wrong? In what way does it affect you...? I don’t shave as I cannot stand the regrowing.. I either get a wax or epilate it myself, I’ve never had any issue (bar a couple of minor ingrown hairs) so I’ll continue.

@foofs I find mine at a length quite fascinating (I twirl sometimes).. not in a sexual way though 😂 can’t say I like anyone tugging on it! 🤣

TornFromTheInside · 10/07/2018 20:38

only 14 messages left - just as well!
Foofs confession booth is on borrowed time!

NotUmbongoUnchained · 10/07/2018 20:39

Silky 😂 I’m imagining it winning and award at crufts for best shiny coat!

My husband doesn’t really have much hair (luckily!) and his body is far from dull.

FoofsRus · 10/07/2018 20:41

Well just coz I have hair doesn't mean it's not groomed Grin. please someone else fill the thread.

TornFromTheInside · 10/07/2018 20:41

Best in Crass! ;-)
Pedigree Chuff ;-)

loveyouradvice · 10/07/2018 20:42

Yup it is the porn thing that bothers me... i stopped shaving my armpits in my 20s as I realised French women thought we were mad and I realised I was doing it for men and not for me....

I find it liberating not worrying about hair... and quite entertaining giving myself a little trim when I do go a bit wild down under....

NotAsGreenAsCabbageLooking · 10/07/2018 20:42

@bunnyfuller I think you did judge though... your post said those who consider hairless is better have discounted digital or penetrative sex.. (or words to that effect) when several of us have stated the opposite.

I would never know who has a bush or not, unless they told me. In fact, in my social circle I know of one definite bush and one definite waxed... the rest, no clue!

I honestly don’t think there is any pressure once you’re past your formative years.. at least I’ve never felt any?

HelenaDove · 10/07/2018 20:42

Ex had a hairy chest and back and i found it a turn on There was intense sexual chemistry between us and it was the whole of him i liked.

NotAsGreenAsCabbageLooking · 10/07/2018 20:43

I’ll miss this thread..... 😂😂

I feel a part two coming on.... 🤔

NotUmbongoUnchained · 10/07/2018 20:43

Part 2 would be great

TornFromTheInside · 10/07/2018 20:44

You know what they say about threads like this...

Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Bunnyfuller · 10/07/2018 20:47

Where did the idea come from? The default position is (usually!) it’s there.

Where did the first idea come from to remove? Why does anyone first remove?

Friends? Boyfriend? Media? It comes from somewhere, whether anyone feel pressured or not.

Sorry if I sounded judgey, I’m sad my daughters will feel obliged to do it due to societal ‘fashion’

LemonJ · 10/07/2018 20:48

Well it came to a hairy end

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