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Hairless foofs

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Ginismyfriendx · 06/07/2018 01:02

So can't sleep and watching naked attraction (please do judge me, I deserve it)
Are completely bare foofs a thing now? Having had a nasty experience of an ingrown hair from shaving bikini line (which required anti-biotics) why go through that? Nevermind the faff. Who want's an evening shadow on their lady bits?
All for a bit of pruning, but uprooting?

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JacquesHammer · 10/07/2018 16:06

Well if you are tasting anything other than the clitoris (which is hairless) then you’re doing oral sex wrong

My god that sounds eminently dull

TornFromTheInside · 10/07/2018 16:09

I must confess, there's a lot more than the clitoris to arouse - but that's a digression.

NotUmbongoUnchained · 10/07/2018 16:09

grandma. I think it’s you who is getting oral all wrong!

TornFromTheInside · 10/07/2018 16:10

Everybody knows that oral sex = 3 hours of verbal begging!

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:11

I agree about the pheromones. My dp loves that smell.

I'm guessing the smells that are being referred to is urine on the pubes and stale sweat which could be easily removed by showering before sex. Although sometimes sex is more spontaneous than that so as long as you shower daily you should be fine.

My ex, the one who sulked when I grew some hair back after trialing it as all off (he was 51 ffs you'd think he was 16) told me he once lit all the candles around the bath at hers and enticed her in the bath (they were both up for a one night stand.) He said he did it so he knew she was clean Confused I don't think he thought about me wondering what sort of person he'd pulled at the pub Hmm

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:13

Sorry but all I can envision now is a cat licking a saucer of milk Grin

Roussette · 10/07/2018 16:13

Dear oh dear... what ridiculousness. You've got sitting who seems to be some sort of sex guru and man expert making sweeping statements, and joey who knows how everyone smells, but only those who don't remove hair!

I've had many a man totally besotted with my fanjo and not once did anyone complain about hair. I trim, I don't remove.

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:19

Why thank you Grin

mummamarnis · 10/07/2018 16:21

Men can have smelly peens hairy or not. Again smell seems to only be a issue with oral sex when HE is giving the head men make all these demands about fresh clean hairless fannys. But I bet they have sweaty hairy balls with urine as they flick not wipe after a piss and cheesy smegma under the foreskin and a girl would be called frigid if she didnt want to get her mouth round it. Double standards if its the new norm to be shaven down below as its so great according to the hollywood lovers. I bet more women go hollywood than men maybe we should start demarding hairless cocks with no smell too put the beauty pressure on men for a changeWink

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:25

I agree Mum. It does seem off balance doesn't it. My dp shaves his balls and underneath but has trimmed pubic hairs above his penis. You wouldn't know he shaves without getting close Grin It is a lot nicer I must admit!

I have seen men who shave it all off and it doesn't appeal to me tbh.

NotUmbongoUnchained · 10/07/2018 16:25

I always demand a hairless cock 😂

Roussette · 10/07/2018 16:26

Thank god we're nearly at the end of this thread!

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:26

I do love a hairy chest though! Grin

NotUmbongoUnchained · 10/07/2018 16:27

Hate body hair but hate bald men. I’m very fussy 😂

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:27

Rou you know it's not compulsory to mn to come on this thread?

Joey7t8 · 10/07/2018 16:30

I’m fairly sure that nearly all men with any sense of personal hygiene will thoroughly wash their cock and balls in the shower, including under foreskin. And most young men manscape to some degree.

Roussette · 10/07/2018 16:30

Really sitting???

I didn't know that. I thought I had to be here

waterlego6064 · 10/07/2018 16:33

I'm finding the hypocrisy on this thread alarming

Not sure if that was for me, Sickofsitting, but if so, I will try to explain.

I don’t shave my legs in the winter. It’s nice to give my skin a break from it (unshaven skin retains more oil obviously), I also appreciate the savings in time and expense. My DH never comments one way or the other. I think he probably prefers the feel and look of shaved legs on a sexual partner, but he understands perfectly well that if I want to shave my legs, I will. So if they are hairy, it’s because I want them to be.

In the summer, I shave them. I wear shorts and skirts all summer. I also teach fitness classes, for which I usually wear shorts (and am obviously very much on show).

Now, I could leave my legs hairy, and I know that the sky will not fall in on me. I very much doubt anyone would say anything, but I suspect I would notice people looking, and possibly commenting privately to their companion.

Either way, I am sadly too insecure to be able to deflect that sort of thing, and it would hurt me. I have shaved my legs since I was about 12 (at which age, I started doing it simply because everyone else did, and I didn’t want to be ostracised by my peers or rejected by boys. Shallow, yes, I was a child, after all).

Hopefully that explains why I can simultaneously conform to societal expectations re leg shaving, while also feeling sorry for any young women who feel obliged to remove body hair.

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:33

Yes I think men care far more about vanity than ever before (again not all men) in the sense they are more aware of smelling down there and don't want to be seen as gross or smelly. They also keep it tidy more nowadays.

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:35

Rou what I meant was you don't have to wait until the end of the thread if you are sick of it, you can just hide it.

SickOfSitting · 10/07/2018 16:39

Water it wasn't to you specifically but thanks for explaining. I think we should feel sorry for all women, not just those who perhaps feel obliged to shave their privates, because some feel they can't wear skirts etc and have leg hair without feeling judged.

We are all conform to society's expectations in one way or another whether it's leg shaving/eyebrow plucking/under arms/privates/hair dye. It's all the same and we do it because either we like it, for vanity reasons or to not be judged or a mix of all of them.

waterlego6064 · 10/07/2018 16:47

Agreed, we are all susceptible to that pressure. That’s the bit that annoys me- that some people who remove body hair insist that they are completely unaffected by societal pressure which is simply not true.

NotAsGreenAsCabbageLooking · 10/07/2018 16:51

I’m not sure why some posters are insisting they know why everyone is doing anything.

For the record..

My DP doesn’t watch porn, every other partner I’ve had did, and I know my DP would have no problem telling me if he did.

He doesn’t really mind what goes on in my pants hair-wise, I’ve asked and had both.. so there’s no pressure for him to lie 🙄

I remove my hair for me. @Lemon I responded to your desert island point the first time... I was single and celibate for three years, and waxed throughout that time. No one else saw it or knew.. there were no holidays or witnesses. It was all done for me.

For me... it does make sex better, aesthetically, psychologically and physically better sex. 100% no doubt.

It’s not vanity, I have been wearing shorts/dresses for the duration of his heat wave, I have hairy legs... don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️

It does feel cleaner/fresher. You can not argue and say I don’t feel that. I do. When menstruating I much prefer hairless, as many others have said.. much easier to wipe bare skin, than try to clean pubes.

Why do some posters have such a hard time with this and are intent on proving any of this wrong and trying to put any kind of weird spin on it? Everything I do is 100% my choice... sometimes I choose to do different to please my DP, but that is again my choice... no coercion.

If you choose differently.. great, you do you. But why on earth are people telling others how they should feel/act?

I’m feeling a lot more pressure from this thread than any man I’ve ever been with. Good job I still don’t give a fuck 🤷🏻‍♀️

Roussette · 10/07/2018 16:51

Sitting I've started so I'll finish Grin I might just post some pics of hairy kittens and puppies to use up the posts haha

Roussette · 10/07/2018 16:55

But why on earth are people telling others how they should feel/act? Probably because that statement works both ways - for hairless and non hairless

Back in the mists of time when this thread started, I said 'everyone to their own' and that still stands. YOU might feel cleaner with it all off, I don't, and surely everyone can agree to differ. I'm not a sweaty person, I don't feel unclean with trimmed hair, I've never had half the problems people are talking about on here when they had hair!