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Hairless foofs

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Ginismyfriendx · 06/07/2018 01:02

So can't sleep and watching naked attraction (please do judge me, I deserve it)
Are completely bare foofs a thing now? Having had a nasty experience of an ingrown hair from shaving bikini line (which required anti-biotics) why go through that? Nevermind the faff. Who want's an evening shadow on their lady bits?
All for a bit of pruning, but uprooting?

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yearofthewoman · 06/07/2018 02:11

My hair would still show past those suits year

Mine too, but it gets to a certain level where you're shaving your leg, not your foof, hey? Grin

Ginismyfriendx · 06/07/2018 02:12

Kind of work in the care sector (remotely but see care reports). Saw one today that was concerned about an excessive discharge from Virginia. :O

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FloydWasACat · 06/07/2018 02:13

Hahaaaaa! Please stop, I need to go to sleep!!

yearofthewoman · 06/07/2018 02:17

FOOOOOOOOOF!!!!

I mean, if course Floyd, good night!

WhatToDoAboutWailmerGoneRogue · 06/07/2018 02:18

No one is saying that shaving your hair off makes you look indistinguishable from a prepubescent girl.

That’s exactly what they’re saying, and it usually comes from a place of insecurity surrounding being hairy down there.

These threads are all the same; hairy women throwing insults towards those who shave, and those who shave having to defend themselves and their choices from said angry hairy women.

Very rarely do you actually see women who shave down there being rude about those who don’t; it’s pretty much always the other way round and I think that sends a very strong and clear message as to how insecure a lot of these hairy women are (cue many posts about how they’re not, but if they weren’t insecure about being hairy, they wouldn’t have to insult and be rude about those who aren’t).

MayContainBrain · 06/07/2018 02:19

Shave here too. Just feels cleaner. But then again I have grown up in a generation of Porn..

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HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:29

"These threads are all the same; hairy women throwing insults towards those who shave, and those who shave having to defend themselves and their choices from said angry hairy women."

You are only seeing the side that you want to see. There have been plenty of insults from shavers towards women who dont shave.

Incidentally i DONT think its a coincidence that the ante on beauty standards has been continuously upped and upped constantly as soon as women started to gain more rights and equality.

The price of it all very handily keeps women shorter of cash too.

WhiteWalkerWife · 06/07/2018 02:30

I only trim now but wax the part that attempts to descend down my leg- on one side only, bizarrely. I shaved the lot the few times and it was uncomfy growing back. If you have skin sensitivity when shaving dont do it.

I liked the aftermath of waxing for a week or two, especially in summer it was cool. Bloody psinful to get all off though, mainly underneath. But ingrown hairs and uncomfortable skin as the hair came through and after 10 years waxing or shaving i gave up.

GardenGeek · 06/07/2018 02:31

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WhiteWalkerWife · 06/07/2018 02:31

I hate foof. Sounds like some kind of horse.

HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:34

Just because someone doesnt shave down there she can be described as a hairy woman.

Funny how a man does not get described as a hairy man for not shaving down below.

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Ginismyfriendx · 06/07/2018 02:42

@GardenGeek is a thought. I can't be arsed to keep a spotless home (as long as it's not a biological hazard / killing anyone I'm happy). Also can't be arsed to maintain a bare foof. If you can rummage around and find it is my motto for both house and lady-bits

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HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:43

The insults towards women who dont shave their pubes have been that we are dirty and we must smell.

There was even a post from an MNer a few years back who had come across disgust from a healthcare professional that she had pubic hair.

I would report it if i experienced anything like this.

Okaassan · 06/07/2018 02:43

I always keep it hair free down there. Shave mostly but full wax when I can be bothered to regrow the hair long enough to be waxed (should just get back into the wax routine but oh well!).

I think hair down there, regardless of whether it is more hygienic or not, is gross. Nothing worse than going into public toliet and seeing a long pubic hair on the toliet seat. The thought of having spiders legs poking out of my underwear is the thing of nightmares.

If you dont remove it what do you do when you go on holiday? Take the spiders along for the ride?

HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:45

I rest my case.

HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:49

I bet if someone posted that they were spending their Universal Credit on some of these treatments the same people treating non shavers with derision would be saying "how dare you spend taxpayers money on such a luxury"

HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:51

Okaa The last time i went on holiday was 1993 Check your privilege.

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HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:53

"spiders legs out your underwear is the thing of nighmares" Ahhh bless that must be so hard.

Whereas my thing of nightmares is my husband dying. He has emphysema.

GardenGeek · 06/07/2018 02:56

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HelenaDove · 06/07/2018 02:59

Ta Geek Smile Im going to take myself and my gross pubic hair into a cool bath and then bed.