Oi SAHMs over here

[StealthPolarBear]

Sit there - - >
And let me give you a good kicking.
It seems to be the day for it :)

WOHMs hold your horses. Your kickings are scheduled for Thursday.

Retired mums a week on... Monday
Women without children will be into March I'm afraid

I'm here, loud and proud!

What am I being kicked about today?

What about WAHM's?

What have we done now?

I can't, too busy making memories and being smug (allegedly).

Just the usual correct. Laziness, feckless ness... Have I missed any?
Glen my diary is filling up. Can't they sodding wait?

Why are we being kicked?

Come at me, furry-features!

[bounces around waving fists, Queensbury-style]
[trips over small child]

Ah fuckit. Brew? Anyone?

Of course I won't be kicking any men. They work so hard and changed a nappy once.

Only if it's cold and has been reheated several times.

How about step mum's they get a bashing too
Then there's helicopter mum's tiger mum's and o forget all the other labels.
I'm a stay at home mum n in here for my kicking
( Y )

Now now, we’re not “SAHMs” we are unemployed

Well, count me in if it's to do with laziness.. It's half term here, mine are out with grandparents for the day and I've decided to sit on MN all afternoon and ignore the housework.
< awaits kicking >

Of course! It may also have some stealth Lego at the bottom, but that just adds to the delicate flavour.

I feel allegiance to both camps, please can I take all my kickings now and get it over with?

Reporting in for my kicking

Where's the queue?

No matter what you do as a mother it's wrong. Work full time, you aren't parenting your child. Stay at home, you're setting poor work ethic. Part time working mums are just doing it for "pin money" and they don't give themselves fully to either home or work.

Been a sahm for ten years now, I say fuck it. Do what you want, own it, and try your best to be happy. Fed up of all the insecurity. We are all doing our best.

Will i get an extra 1 I have 2 with sn who when in mainstream got stickers every time they sat down and focused for listening for longer then 10 mins ?
They are both at an schools now and still get stickers.

No battle you have to have the relevant appointment. Proof will be sought.
SAHMs will be asked to describe the detail of a low brow TV programme from earlier that day. WOHMs will need to show me a Skype image of their children looking miserable and neglected.

I reaise this is liggthearted and im sorey to bring some seriousness to it, but has mumsnet always been so unkind? Do not understand why women get so worked up over whether other women work or not.

Hot there seem to be a suspicious number of sahm threads in the last week or so.

No conferring. I'll know if you're all describing the same episode of homes under the hammer or are using the same children from slightly different angles