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Original poster

Oi SAHMs over here

423 replies

StealthPolarBear · 19/02/2018 15:18

Sit there - - >
And let me give you a good kicking.
It seems to be the day for it :)

OP posts:
Fuckthisforsoldiers · 21/02/2018 14:16

Mustbemad- help yourself. And get him to buy you jewellery. Actual gold and diamonds. That way you’ll have spmething to sell (to pay the hitman) if he ever fucks off again. I hope I don’t come across as jaded and bitter against men... actually fuck it , I’m not fooling anyone am I? Grin

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 14:19

Hahaha a friend of mine's fella calls me her 'suffragette friend' - apparently i'm a total manhater 😉

Chienrouge · 21/02/2018 14:26

In true SAHM style, DH just got back from a night away with work. He was working so hard that he’s completely exhausted (he’s not, he’s got a hangover) so I’ve handed the toddler over and gone for a mn/nap.

Fintress · 21/02/2018 14:31

Bloody hell, there's someone on another thread getting a kicking for being a SAHM and she's got a six month old baby! She's been accused of only wanting her husband as a "meal ticket" and of wanting to "have her cake paid for and eat it too."

One can only assume there is an element of jealousy. Christ knows what they'd make of me. Quite capable of working but chooses not to.

Afreshcuppateaplease · 21/02/2018 14:36

Mmm cake Cake

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 14:41

Who's offering cake?? I want some

SandLand · 21/02/2018 14:55

Oh, please can you make an exception to the bringing of wine? I can supply cake, but live in a dry country. No booze to be had Sad.

LostMyBaubles · 21/02/2018 14:58

Can I have some Cake please

Sahm currently preg with no.4. Sat on mt arse as I didnt sleep well last night

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 15:00

Sand i'm preggars so no wine here anyway...non alcoholic alternative is absolutely allowed 😆

Lost i'm sat on my arse too...no excuse as slept like a log! Just lazy & a little bored and if i go into the garden i might be tempted to stab my neighbour because his stupidly loud TV is making me experience what voices in your head sound like

LostMyBaubles · 21/02/2018 15:02

Im lazy and bored lol have cleaning to do but I just want to sleep.
Might stick a film on for the kids so I can nip to bed.
Then tonight I will be complaining about how I cant sleep lol
MUST how many weeks are you

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 15:15

24+5 here Lost, you? Only number 3 but by far the worst pregnancy to date. I'm taking full advantage of my MW telling me to take it easy 😆

Afreshcuppateaplease · 21/02/2018 15:23

Extra cake for pregnant ladies! CakeCakeCake

LostMyBaubles · 21/02/2018 15:33

12 weeks tomorrow with no.4
And defo the worst pregnancy too.
Headaches, HG, fatigue while looking after 3 inc 1 with extra health needs. Very tiring
Thank you will happily eat extra cake

MyKingdomForBrie · 21/02/2018 15:37

All of you pregnant ladies really should have thought about how you’re going to support these babies before you irresponsibly conceived them you know.

You’ll have to go back to work to pay for them. Then of course you shouldn’t have bothered having them if you’re going to abandon them in nursery. Probably best you just sit in a cupboard and think about what you did.

Afreshcuppateaplease · 21/02/2018 15:43

In the cake cupboard Grin

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 16:15

I will happily sit in the cake cupboard & think about my actions!

Lost i'd offer to send you some energy but i seem to have lost mine. Definitely eat cake!

Arrowfanatic · 21/02/2018 16:52

waves

I missed all the fun! I'm a sahm, all 3 kids are in primary school but I missed this thread as I've been giving up my day for free to teach other people's children in high school karate so does that make me a working mum, a volunteer mum??

Argh, I don't know. I'm so confused, how can I schedule my kicking when I missed the instructions due to kicking other people's children runs in circles screaming in confusion

LostMyBaubles · 21/02/2018 16:59

Can I take ice cream into the cupboard Grin

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 17:21

Only if it's ben & jerry's Lost

LostMyBaubles · 21/02/2018 18:00

Mmmmm
Ben and Jerrys 😍

If anyone pops out can you bring a tub back. May swap left over cake for ice cream

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 18:16

I've just bought Phish Food completely ignoring the fact i have half a tub of cookie dough & half a tub of another flavour in already

LostMyBaubles · 21/02/2018 18:23

My fav flavour 😍

Fintress · 21/02/2018 19:15

I bloody love Phish Food! I've had to make do with a crappy Aero mousse.

mustbemad17 · 21/02/2018 20:14

Some of the flavours are on offer at tesco other supermarkets are available for £2.50 😍

Desperatelyseekingsun · 22/02/2018 15:06

I have noticed a new thread suggesting that the binary choice is between being a submissive housewife type or a modern working type. My DH is just going to get happier, in addition to be a personal sex worker I am now going to be submissive as well because I am not doing paid work. I really didn't know what I was signing up for when I stopped working.