Oi SAHMs over here

[StealthPolarBear]

Sit there - - >
And let me give you a good kicking.
It seems to be the day for it :)

Excuse me.

I prefer the title 'full time yummy mummy'

vomit not envy

Perhaps we can meet at Oxford Circus and throw tomatoes at each other.

I'm a pretend sahm
I work all of 3 hours per week
So I prob deserve 2 kickings.....

Am I allowed to call a protest? It would start out peaceful, but obviously because we are the bane of society it would descend into mass chaos of flailing SAHM long nails & high heels

It is totally glam. I mean how lucky am I dealing with not one but 3 types of pee in one day. My house is not normally this grim honestly!

I can't decide which stereotype I am feeling today. Do I want to be the amazing making memories mum and showing everyone on Facebook how amazing my life is or do I want to lay on the couch watching Jeremy Kyle, ooh or do I abandon my children and go get my hair and nails done and have a starbucks? So many choices!

WOHMs hold your horses. Your kickings are scheduled for Thursday.

Are you implying that only WOHMs can afford horses and that any SAHMs with a horse, would have scrounged it off their hard working DP's?

I feel so left out of all of this. I work F/T from home and have never used childcare. Who can I kick?

mrsreynolds

I do 6 hours!!

I am beginning to feel very hard done by now

Can I join

One DC at high school 2nd will go in a couple of years so lots of time on my hands to get my nails done etc

V busy managing online shopping and getting ready to head to our holiday home - might have to open some wine with all the stress

This thread has cheered me up no end.
Sahm to 2 school age children, one with SN - I had a little nap this afternoon- so go on, kick me !!!

Me when sahms get slammed on mn a daily insurance lately sadly

Don't forget mums who dare to talk to their children in a cafe!

I'm a SAHM, it's that glamourous, I get to sit around and watch TV every day (cbeebies), eat fancy meals (soggy fishfingers my kids didn't eat) and be waited on hand and foot (By me)!

I hereby present my arse for a kicking.

Insurance!!??

Occurance

Sigh
It's all that wanking
Be warned fellow sahms
It affects your spelling

Mrs Reynolds-that is awesome 👏

I prefer the title "full-time mum" if you don't mind. We all know that WOHM forget all about their kids between 9am and 5pm.

Here i am in all my lazy unemployed glory

I was asked by a surgeon last year "what I did"
I answered "nothing. I'm a feckless layabout"
She found this most amusing

Can someone tell me when I'm due my kicking please,
I work PT
I dont work school holidays
I'm self employed as well as employed
I dont rush round cleaning
I own a teenager which I embarass apparently

I'd like to get it in my diary

Mrs Reynolds- you are both feckless and blatant. I salute you.

Awww....
Thanks ❤😁

Q1) What is a retired Mum?

Q2) Will this kicking take place solely between 6am-6pm?

No one told me I was supposed to be challenging stereotypes this year! FFS. How am I supposed to fit that in around all the Jeremy Kyle! Four episodes a day people!

I would urge other sahms to follow my lead...
Onward blatant feckless ones!!
✊

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/oh-just-fk-off-say-women-20180125143116

I’ll just sit here in front of cbeebies waiting for my kicking.

I don’t even do the school run, DH does.