Im pretty positive about being dead, there’s been a couple more posts on my wall along the lines of ‘omg I only found out today that you’ve left us etc etc’... clearly people are seeing their friends posts on my wall but not reading my witty Mark Twain clarification post before they mourn me..
It doesn’t help that DH is still Facebook widowed and posted this morning ‘as my wife is dead does that mean I don’t need to get her anything? Thoughts?’ And his bass player responded with ‘nah, you have to put flowers on her grave mate, so it’s the same expense as every year except this year she can’t conplain they’re from tesco’
Charming.