Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

[BigFatFanny]

You asked for it

Slightly insensitive of the sun to refer to me as ‘a mum’ when I’ve openly referenced the fact we can’t have kids

Bravo.

I've just read this and the other thread!! Please just send one more message to her with a photo of DH in his pre Viking days and say do you mean him?

I actually thinks she keeps messaging as she still believes wishes you were dead and it's actually your grieving DH messaging her and he's just in denial

I was just about to say that OP!!!

www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5567633/mum-shockedwaking-12-heartfelt-facebook-messages-friends-believed-cruel-slur-died/

Don't you know you have to be a mum to be on MN BFF? to The Sun.

Good job we’re not easily offended. I sent the link to DH, he’s offended they haven’t mentioned him or his foot

Love the question about putting on a wash at that event OP!

But we love his foot.

Aww they shortened your fabulous user name. I'm still waiting for a paper to quote mine 😉

Yay a proper zombie thread!

Glad the afterlife is treating you well. Can't believe people are still mourning you on facebook despite your update!

Fantastic reporting from the sun 🙄

Anyone else getting life insurance ads?

Please contact The Sun OP - I sooooo want a “sad face” picture of you and your DH!!! DH will of course be holding his foot in his hand whilst looking sad.

Did you put a wash on 😂 oh god Haha!

M0 will be gutted she's in the paper and can't get the credit for it 😂

GreenTulips no, but I really wish I was! 😂

In answer to the question where can you find a super funny viking with a foot missing:

That's probably too specific, but if you want to find a bloke who's bloody brilliant, DATE NERDS. I got mine young and it was pot luck that he grew 2ft and filled out, but as a general rule all the best humans are total weirdos.

I have a bone to pick with you lot though, you've all swelled DH's self image and now he thinks he's a one footed Clooney. Kindly refrain, we don't want him figuring out he's good looking and upgrading his dead wife to a less dead model.

I’m getting structural defects insurance ads... what does that say about me ?

Ugh lazy journalism from the unmentionables as always

I may be late to the casting party but anyway....

BFF Kristin Bell (a la The Good Place)
BFF Viking DH Michael Fassbender
M0 Angelina Jolie

👻 shameless place marking

You should post as your FB status:

Please don't send me any commiserations. I'm dead, so I can't read them.

Just a thought Fanny if you are dead then your DH can redecorate any. way. he. wants...

Of course, maybe he has fabulous taste...

Totally agree re dating nerds! My dh is a total weirdo but cracks me up constantly. Love him!

Kristin Bell eh? She's a bit mainstream for me. I'm a bit of a gothabilly girl at heart