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Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

487 replies

BigFatFanny · 14/02/2018 10:24

You asked for it Grin

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picklemepopcorn · 14/02/2018 10:57

It may be timely and wise to plan your funerals and check your will. As it's topical.

Otherwise I dread to think what the two of you will come up with for each other!

OoOoOoBaaabbbbyyyy · 14/02/2018 11:00

Yay! Part two Grin

SilverHairedCat · 14/02/2018 11:03

Time to invite people to your Fwake on Fb? That should get the attention of some of them!

billybagpuss · 14/02/2018 11:03

Has DH looked into your life assurance, he could buy a new foot :)

youarenotkiddingme · 14/02/2018 11:05

Fantastic thread title 😂😂😂

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 14/02/2018 11:06

Have you donned a white sheet and started haunting your dh yet, @BigFatFanny?

Though maybe not today - Valentine's Day must be so poignant for the poor, bereaved man.

youarenotkiddingme · 14/02/2018 11:07

Actually crying at "same expense but at least she can't complain they're from Tesco" Grin

SallyGardens · 14/02/2018 11:12

You really need to post this to your FB

Klarabing · 14/02/2018 11:12

Great to see a 2nd thread... It really is quite inconvenient to die at this time of year when flowers are at their dearest!!! Flowers

BewareOfDragons · 14/02/2018 11:13

The Afterlife ... brilliant ... hope the fwake plans are coming along. Grin

KittyKat73 · 14/02/2018 11:14

Haha! I loved reading the last thread! cant believe how M0 acted though! not a normal response but then neither is spreading lies that someone has died.

Never change you and your husband have an amazing sense of humour gave me lots of giggles! xx

MiddleClassProblem · 14/02/2018 11:15

Have you actually been out or had contact with anyone other than DH yet? Are you sure your not just poltergeist typing?

Nellyphants · 14/02/2018 11:22

Have you met my dog sparky yet? He died when I was 10, Is he frolicking I’m a flowery meadow

InsomniacAnonymous · 14/02/2018 11:29

"I’m a flowery meadow"

Grin Are you? Well I'm out standing in my field. Wink

Situp · 14/02/2018 11:31

Shamelessly place marking...

frenchfancy · 14/02/2018 11:33

So did One foot viking hero get you anything for valentines?

blueskyinmarch · 14/02/2018 11:37

This thread must be messing with my head as last night i dreamed about an ex-boyfriend from my school days who is, genuinely, dead. I also dreamed i was pregnant by him which confused me when i woke up being a womb-less 55 year old!

ArchieStar · 14/02/2018 11:38

Amazing thread title, your prosthetic stories have had me and DH in stitches 😂😂😂

MadRainbow · 14/02/2018 11:40

Please get your DH to round it all off (eventually) with a post explaining that he got it wrong and oops, turns out my wife is alive after all. Then he can end by saying 'I'm always putting my foot in it, me'.

I'm laughing so hard I may end up joining BFF

Comealongpond89 · 14/02/2018 11:45

Yes new thread! I've got images of your dh spending the day organising your fwake for when you get home OP. Please update us!

Elledouble · 14/02/2018 11:47

I want a monopod Viking like OP’s!

The monopod bit is negotiable, I haven’t got a fetish Blush

hungryhippo90 · 14/02/2018 11:48

..... so on the last thread, OP you said you aren’t worried about being outed. Can you tell us when DHs band are next gigging, and where please?

They could be the first band to become famous from Mumsnet.

May need a bigger venue...

Mumsnet at its best.
Grin

UpstartCrow · 14/02/2018 11:52

So you are now one of the Undead. Well done!

bettytaghetti · 14/02/2018 11:53

So glad you've died/lived to see another day!*
Back to casting; how 'bout Tom Burke for viking DH? Plenty of practice with prosthetic leg as Cormoran Strike? And what about you, OP? Who do you see playing the tragic heroine of your death life story? We need a bit more to go on in order to start suggesting Oscar-worthy actresses!

*Delete according to M0's whim of the day.

Clandestino · 14/02/2018 12:03

Very convenient you died before the Valentine's. Flowers will be enough but no expensive meal in the restaurant or a take-out. Lucky your family Grin.