Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

[BigFatFanny]

You asked for it

Sticking my foot in your grave.

One foot in the grave!!

I think you need to see if you are “with us” and see who can see you outside. Especially if your husband declares “I see dead people”.

You might think he’s just having a laugh but Bruce didn’t know he was dead for a while either.

sorry all, I read a lot of the previous thread and loved it, but am now a bit confused about all the leg references in the second thread. Did Fanny's husbands leg drop off in sympathy/grief at Fannys demise? Is his leg an Internet meme?

I'm glad we still get tea and flowers when we're gone.

BigFatFanny can you and your dh please come round for dinner? You both sound absolutely wonderful and I'm sure I wouldn't need as many antidepressants.

Glad to be of service Reanimated! 😂

viques OP's DH has a fake foot that he takes off and throws at the drummer in his band. OP also sometimes waits til he is asleep on the sofa and takes it off and hides it.
I still think the DH is a suspect in all this. He's got the motive (revenge for the foot theft).

Hurrah! How is the Afterlife treating you? Is it all serene and white where you are, or a bit on the warm side?

Any more from M0?

crashbangwallop ah, thanks for that, all is clear , well as clear as anything probably ever is chez Fanny and Footy.

They sound like the sort of couple who would have been a hoot on GoggleBox - if only Fanny was still with us........

the monopod bit is negotiable, I haven't got a fetish. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hope your Fwake is woke, Hun.

Viques the googlebox idea is genius! Can just see Fanny's DH with his foot on back to front, resting on the coffee table in front of the tv... Endless fun to be had there!

BFFDH only has 1 foot viques.

@imsoniac

In a flowery meadow, doh. I was going all dream like imagining the fuzzy afterlife

Can't believe the drummers response. 😂

I reckon DH is plotting something for tonight, he called earlier to find out what time I’d be home which is ominous...

Place marking!

Ah please say he's organised your fwake

In ref to the afterlife, I’m definitely destined for the hot place.. this morning I pretended to be pregnant to get a seat on the train and it’s not the first time either...

Also, I was pulled into a new business pitch last minute with no prep and spent 2 minutes talking to a client about someone else’s business because I was in the wrong bloody room.

I regret nothing.

You are famous, you are in The Sun.

Pity you can't read the sun now you're dead

Where can I get one of these High School Sweethearts / Hilarious Banter relationships from?

Gogglebox is a definite no no, when I say DH has no filter I mean he literally has no filter at all, it’s really quite fascinating. I took him to a posh work awards night once and just watched from a distance as he single handedly worked his way around the room destroying evenings.

At one point he did a full Kanye.. told one agency he thought their main competitor should have won it because they had the better campaign.. but not to worry because ‘it’s not like these awards actually mean anything, just an excuse to dress up and pretend you know what you’re doing’... all said in full earshot of the event sponsor....

I spent the rest of my evening pretending not to know him, when he twigged what I was doing he cane over to a group I was talking to and asked me loudly if I’d put a wash on before we came out ... the event was a female empowerment awards night... knob.

Has M0 been approached by police about killing you off? All that jail time will be a huge sacrifice for a one footed manchild. Does she know he's incomplete

Omg you’re Eleanor Shellstrop!

Envisaging you telling M0 “Ya basic”