Apparently, I’m Dead - The Afterlife

[BigFatFanny]

You asked for it

Lol at Sun being to scared to write Fanny

I love the way the sun refer to you as Big Fat instead of your actual username 😂😂

Thistle the idea of DH decorating is hilarious

I painted and completely changed the layout of our bedroom about 2 years ago and about a month later he said 'is this a new bedside table?'... then a couple of minutes later 'Fan, did you buy new bedding?...... fuck me! everything's changed!'

He insisted I'd done it the night before for weeks until I showed him the receipts for purchase for the paint etc

My working theory is she reckons I'm obscure enough not to be in contact with people so I'm a safe person to imaginarily bump off

The irony of this ^^ given that you have not only inspired 45 pages of MN discussion but a Sun article too. Obscure no more.

I hope M0’s not a Sun reader, she’ll
have spluttered her cornflakes across the kitchen in indignation at being called a drama llama in the national press.

Just wait for the sad face article calling you a liar tomorrow morning.

Helena Bonham Carter.

If it makes you feel better we can shout “ranga” at him and other ginger insults.

Thistle I wondered whether to get the threads removed to be honest...

Perfectly YES. I bloody love that woman.

You could remove the other and keep this/start a new one. People won’t find it so interesting without the back plot layer out for them unfolding

Fan I’m imagining (no doubt unfairly) metal posters, Star Wars memorabilia, a LOTRs chess set and amps everywhere.

My own DH would get rid of the throw cushions (it’s a subject of on going debate)

I’m not sure that last bit was a proper sentence so I didn’t credit it with a full stop.

Glad you approve BFF. 😆

Thistle EXACTLY that. DH has a man cave (our house has a cellar) and i daren't go down there, it's absolutely chocked full of music stuff and toys he had as a kid and refuses to part with

My personal favourite is an little power ranger that he cut the foot off

HBC is so not funny though. So we’ve either got to inject a sense of humour into her or pimp up Kristen Bell Gothabilly style

If you haven’t lied (or embroidered the truth for entertainment purposes) I don’t think you have anything to worry about.

There are consequences to actions. These are hers. Although they are quite big consequences, it was quite a big lie.

No doubt MN will assist you if the thread causes you any problems in real life.

To be honest I’d assume that everyone you know has read the thread by now.

They say that gingers have no soul, apparently they only have one foot too.

Shame, I know no gingers, could test out the theory.

Pinky I reckon me and HBC are kindred spirits, she's one of those women I'd love to be the child of...

My personal favourite is an little power ranger that he cut the foot off

I wonder what the nurse would say about that?

Thistle I've had quite a few people out themselves to me today saying they've read the thread

Bloody DH and his identifiable charm...

You're in the Sun! Won't this drive M0 bonkers? She's an attention hound and she had given you so much attention! She must be fuming!

And I agree on the awkward boys turning into fab husbands!

Fanny will you be posting the Sun article in your FB and tagging M0 in it ?

I don’t know why you’d want to the child of anyone except the woman that liked your DH’s widowed status.

Pure class.

That is true about HBC's nonexistent sense of humour. 😕

I lol’d that the Sun blured our part of your username. They had bare breasts on page 3 for years but oviously cant deal with the word fanny!

Please, post the sun link in your DH's FB pages and tag her. Then screenshot the fall out.