It's sloppy, tasteless and not particularly good for you. So what's the point in it?
Pasta and meatballs
Spag bol
Tagliatelle
Tortellini
Lasagna
They can all sod off, there are much better dinners.
I also (without any nutritional knowledge at all) think a potato must be better as it comes straight from the ground so therefore less processed = better.
Mash
Dophinouise
Chips
Clearly superior!!