Phrases/words you can't stand on MN

[cathf]

Maybe it's just me, but I'll kick off with:
Booby monster (or any kind of 'monster')
Figetbum (not seen this often, but it is so horrific I can't forget it)
Snuggly cuddles (see also milky cuddles,and sleepy cuddles or snuggles)
Newborn, used as a noun, not an adjective - as in my newborn, not my newborn baby.
I'm sure I will think of some more!

Are you on glue?
No is a complete sentence.
Did you mean to be so rude?

My little family / My perfect little family.....utterly nauseating!

Keep them coming!

Forever home

Spends as a noun. See also 'being spendy'.

I hate or pictures or grips or any other sort of 'hilarious' grip offering.

I also hate - rant over - and - discuss.

I hate when people use 'think' to illustrate a point when they don't want to actually use the real names

My son's names both begin with D think David and Daniel

My daughter has 2 friends with similar names think Hannah and Anna

We get what you mean don't patronize us with examples

Absolutely hate sanpro

Oh and putting 'Dear Reader' into a post - that's the one I hate most

My friends, let's call them Janet and Ian....

Arrrrrrggghhhhh

Grabby

Mooncup

Entitled

Spit tea over my keyboard

You do not have a MIL problem, you have a DH problem

Norms

Fanjo

Vulva

You sound unhinged and makes my teeth itch.

Teeth do not itch!

Take in ironing

Boils my piss

Sibset

Did you mean to be so rude? yes of course I bloody did

Tinkly laugh (don't get it)

Not 'norms', 'norks'!

LTB and sanpro

Fanjo
LTB
"I've NC for this because..." then proceed to write nothing that would out them anyway

Get your ducks in a row ...

Grabs popcorn

Have my first

Interesting first posts

0/10

Argh I agree that 'Dear Reader' is the worst! It sounds so smug, and makes me cringe when I read it.

Also hate 'get your ducks in a row'.

These threads are so revealing!

DH's hobby