Phrases/words you can't stand on MN

[cathf]

Maybe it's just me, but I'll kick off with:
Booby monster (or any kind of 'monster')
Figetbum (not seen this often, but it is so horrific I can't forget it)
Snuggly cuddles (see also milky cuddles,and sleepy cuddles or snuggles)
Newborn, used as a noun, not an adjective - as in my newborn, not my newborn baby.
I'm sure I will think of some more!

Also, discussion of grown adults having "hobbies" which are always unnamed

Yes!!!!! Why ARE the hobbies so secret?!

Oh and when posters claim they’re ‘shaking and crying’ over some minor disagreement. I never comment on those threads but inside i’m .

What is a sibset? That one's passed me by!

What is a sibset?

Set of sibling names. You see it on baby names a fair bit.

Lean in (accept your life will be shit and exhausting while progressing career with small children)

Baby wearing

BLW

Are you on glue?

Ducks in a row

leafy (as in we live in a leafy part of Surrey) does it mean posh?

I am new to mumsnet and I am constantly baffled by some comments please can someone tell me what
means?
Also what is a reverse post? Normally follows a ridiculous post about not using neighbours toaster?
LTB took me ages to work out!

Names for siblings. So you’ll get posters saying they already have a Jemima and a Sebastian and asking if their new baby name goes.

Even worse than those who sob over their keyboards ate those that couldn't sleep for worrying about a poster. Really??? Take more than a thread on here to keep me from my sleep

HTH
tinkly laugh, I don't think I have a whiff of a tinkly laugh in me

And yes sanpro gives me the rage

I have never seen the ducks in a row thing. Could be in one of my many hidden topics.

YY to Sibset, never heard that in RL.

'Posting for traffic'

Meh - Who says that's?

Trying to " match" new baby name to existing children 's names

NOBODY CARES OR EVEN NOTICES

I like to think I'm a reasonably tolerant person, but 'give your head a wobble' makes me vaguely furious.

Ducks in a row

Gaslighting

Free half hour with a lawyer

Better go to hospital and get it checked.

"Are you very young?" said to passive-aggressively belittle a pp.

"From the get-go"

What did the word "start" ever do to you?

YY 'What name goes with '

Er, anything you like.

‘I’ve named changed for this but, penis beaker, penguin bollards, naice ham’

Why do posters feel the need to justify themselves?!

I loathe forever home. Circumstances change, who knows how long you'll be there.

'Free half hour with lawyer'

"Precious snowflake sons" or similar. When talking about concerns regarding our male children.

Cancel the cheque.

I still CBA to find out exactly what it means, nor the Maui stuff. But at least the Yoni massage/Brian from Hull thing seems to have stopped.

"Are you me?"
"PFB"

cocklodger also long letter chains for words e.g. mndndc ( made that one up!)