Not a quick summary but I think it covers everything 😂😂
Abrivations CF/N cheeky fucker neighbor!
Chapter 1
Once upon a time in a land not that far away lived princess Wattyyy 👸. She lived in a lovey flat where she spent her days frolicking in her private garden. 🌻🌼
One day poor Wattyyy came home to find her lovely private garden was being invaded by people from the nearby kingdom of cheeky fuckers!! Worse than this in trying to break into the garden they had destroyed a beautiful old window.
Poor Wattyyy was upset and angry about the destruction and invasion she tried to speak to the builders but they quickly scarpered🏃🏽. So she called up the knights from the planning office 👷🏻♀️👷🏻. They were very cross at what had been done and promised to make the nasty CF repair the damage.
However despite much searching the CF's who are also known as Barry and Julia are no where to be seen. Detectives from the ever helpful land of Mumsnet think the may have been spotted in spain Barry and Julia?? .
Wattyyy needing support phoned her grandmother in Spain who so upset and angry at what is occurring is now making plans to come (with a paella 🥘 pan I believe) and beat CF for messing with her granddaughter. As grandma might take a while Wattyyy called her friend over. Brave friend went on a quest to the shop for the most pressure treasure 🍷 and information but has yet to return...
Thus ends chapter one, tune in for chapter 2 when will friend get back from the shops? Where are Barry and Julia?? Is grandma comming or not??
Chapter 2
Friend quest was long and the wait for information had leading to the people of mumsnetville planning and casting a Hollywood movie of poor Wattyyys story. The Wattyyy disappeared all posts gone in a poof!! The people despaired while some called troll. But the fairy godmother at HQ came to rescue all was well just a name change gone wrong. The people took a deep breath and the story went on. Or not cause nothing else has really happened yet....