CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

Posts the cigarette butts through the front door.

I'd get 2 fence posts and a panel. Panel to be wider than the door and up to the height of where the window sill was. Install it an inch away from their property with a sign on their side saying "this garden is private property piss off".

Sunday B&Q visit tomorrow OP. Find the heaviest and tallest ornaments you can get for the garden to go in the way of the doors. And some of those huge gnomes from Asda that were mentioned about 50 billion posts ago.

A paddling pool with even a small amount of water is a bugger to shift....

honey thank you! Yes I have logged with everyone, should hear back from solicitor on Monday and I've contacted insurance people too.

A couple of things, if CFN appear in the garden and won't leave and Wattyy feels intimidated then she should ring the police.

The speed with which the new doors have appeared would suggest that 1/ the CFNs (possibly) know what is going on and 2/ CFBs are in some way related to the CFNs.

Do you think they always intended to put in the nicer doors, and the UPVC ones are a placeholder? Either way it's shit, but it would explain the presence of the doors in the kitchen.

Who's in the south and wants to come play on a bouncy castle tomorrow for a fake 5 year olds party?

Me! & I have a 4 year old I can bring!!

@WhatIsThisWatt MEMEMEMEME!!!!!

It's a billion times more appealing than unpacking boxes!!!

Billy and Belinda bollards

Facing into their house

Don't forget to record the horror on their faces when they arrive home on your cctv

user perfect, we need fake friends for the little one 😂

Oh me! My toddler loves a bouncy castle, not even scared of the big kids!

She'd happily pretend to be 5!! She wants to be the queen when she grows up so will have no issue with having another Birthday this year!

I'll be there OP and I have these huge blow up dinosaurs left over from a kids party I'm bringing with me to put right in front of their doors 😜 Literally 6 foot tall when they're fully blown!

they could get pissy about you looking through the window

It isn't Wattyyyy's fault if she is strolling in her garden, enjoying the evening air, and is faced with huge glass double doors giving an uninterrupted view of more huge, glass double doors Snickers. If CFNs want privacy they should just have - oh, I don't know - a small window, perhaps, which allows the light in even though it overlooks a private garden not belonging to them.

C8 - I really like that thread title.

how far South? If middle of the South coast, them I'm in.

mrjolly they are terrifying!

get this one and have the ass facing them

Calm down there Schad

Honeypot forces are promoting right service first time which in this case has happened. Trespass is civil, building law civil or at least not for the police. There are not currently any ongoing asb issues. I do not see what is unprofessional about managing expectations and ensuring that the correct agency deals with a problem. As previously posted if they return and op is feeling at all frightened or intimidate then of course call.

I have two 8-year olds you can borrow lol .

i dont think it posted pic :(

Is there a new thread?