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CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

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WhatIsThisWatt · 28/07/2017 23:14

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages Grin

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mumdebump · 29/07/2017 00:33

Finally caught up reading all 5 threads. Taken 7 hrs of my life Shock. Totally invested now. OP deserves a medal for all the updates.

KeepServingTheDrinks · 29/07/2017 00:33

Actually felt sick in case something nasty had happened.

So glad everything's all right

Why the name change???

flowersonthepiano · 29/07/2017 00:33

Goodnight op. Looking forward to updates as and when Wink

Jg1 · 29/07/2017 00:35

I have got to give in now (2.30am hete & have to be up in 4 hours time to make huddy's food for work.
Tonight (since 6pm, 8pm here) I've gone through 3/4 bottle of vodka & 40 fags.
I will watch the rest of the thread/new threads armed with only love, light, fresh air & water. Promise!! WinkGrin

mummyB1 · 29/07/2017 00:39

Place marking

MiddleClassProblem · 29/07/2017 00:43

So I'm off on hold on Monday so if I miss the return of CFN could someone be so wonderful as to PM me an update?

I reckon they may not return until Monday at the earliest and we'll probably be on thread 56 by then...

LinoleumBlownapart · 29/07/2017 00:53

Goodnight op!

MrsEricBana · 29/07/2017 00:54

Goodnight and I await further instalments with bated breath.

AlpacaLypse · 29/07/2017 00:55

@MiddleClassProblem I have an horrible feeling they've gone off on holiday leaving a list of jobs for their builders to do. However I will undertake to PM you if anything interesting happens. As long as @Wattyyyy is still happy to have threads going about her rather hair raising life.

TheMightyMing · 29/07/2017 00:59

Updating x

AlpacasPackOwls · 29/07/2017 00:59

Checking in. Think CFNs won't be back until Sunday at least.

Brie · 29/07/2017 01:01

Soooooo the builders didn't come back today at all? And the CFNs are absent too?

There is indeed time to build a wall a foot infront of the new patio doors this weekend. Which would be quite funny... if a little childish.

1MorePiece · 29/07/2017 01:05

Don't want to lose this thread

JustDontGetItAtAll · 29/07/2017 01:06
Wine
lborgia · 29/07/2017 01:08

reading in Oz too - OP is a star, and friend is a little star.. such consistent updating to the masses..

I was supposed to be at work yesterday, and out all day today. Thank goodness I am too sick, and have been in bed with the iPad may or may not have nearly had an accident in my unwillingness to leave the thread for a wee

I think best friend should be played by Joanne Froggatt (sp?). and yy to Dame Maggie. In the Grade I house next door. Margaret Rutherford could be a helpful spirit who flitters in and out through the walls giving OP updates.

In the style of Shakespeare/Love Actually/Greek Drama etc., we definitely need subplots -
Rude Mechnicals (Glaswegian builders in the pub/New DH/DPs signed up for this thread) -
Witches (OP's friends/ select MN Vipers), Greek Chorus (MN members),
Purveyors of news/interest, Fairies, spirits, ghosts (Shopkeeper, box room friend, NNDN, planning boy, Dcats, and TEKL), Hades/Brutus/Lock Stock baddies = CCFFNs, NewDaddie (and his Mammie), and builders.

Definitely Laurence Fox, Tom Conti, and Rupert Penry-Jones in planning office. Just so Olivia Coleman has someone to explain things too.

It will all culminate in a scene at the airport with MM/Spanish nana, and all the other characters meeting CFNs off the same plane coming back from their Spanish mini-break. Hilarity will ensue.

ophiotaurus · 29/07/2017 01:09
Gin
rjay123 · 29/07/2017 01:13

This is quite the saga. Hurry up back, CFNs

nocoolnamesleft · 29/07/2017 01:13

Perhaps you have forgotten that in Midsummer Night's Dream, one of the rude mechanicals plays a Wall? I seem to recall the miming of a chink in the wall, though, rather than the sledging out of a listed window.

ColourfulOrangex · 29/07/2017 01:15

So excited for the CFNs to return

OnlyAmy · 29/07/2017 01:15

I live in Florida, in the US and have been following this. I am home from work for a couple of weeks, recovering from surgery. I work in a Building and Planning Department. We would have had code enforcement out there by now and fined them for each day, if necessary. Cannot stop reading the updates and can hardly wait until CFN shows up!

lborgia · 29/07/2017 01:17

Ha! Perhaps we can do something with one of the builders being called Wall or similar? Excellent spot nocoolnames.

Jamon · 29/07/2017 01:18

Pulls up a chair Gin

madja · 29/07/2017 01:24

Night Op!

iheartpink · 29/07/2017 01:24

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Laine21 · 29/07/2017 01:27

Sweet dreams and good night everyone. I don't often post, (more a wallflower, sounds better than a lurker! ;-) )but just want to say thank you to everyone, this has been the best set of threads.....EVER!