CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

So
Much
Scrolling

Night OP!

EKL thread is amazing and so beautifully written!

Whilst waiting, have started reading the EKL thread. Love the bit about the DS sitting on her lap with neither talking. She doesn't say how old the son is. In my mind, he's grown up! (I'm sitting here sipping cider and laughing to myself.)

As you were.

Looking forward to Mondays update, it'll probably be thread 6 or 7 by then...

BTW, if anyone has Spain-based cab driver friends prepared to do a VIP morning airport run, I believe there's an irate pensioner and her paella pan packed and ready to dispense justice on her Granddaughter's behalf...

Can I stay and play in the secret thread?

And pretty please can I be Idris.

I have so many tabs open with new threads linked in these threads...what if all those threads have links to other threads

Goodness, does anyone else feel incredibly lucky not to have these neighbours??!! Reading this made me want to nip next door and gush thanks at mine for their general loveliness and total lack of cheeky fuckeriness...but obviously I couldn't because I have been glued to the screen for HOURS!!!

Tonight, I have read my 1st ever MN thread, posted for the 1st time and discovered yet another way to lose acres of time... Not sure this is an entirely positive development Ho hum, see you all in the morning for updates.

Now off to read CFN parking wars thread 2

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Just home from night out and find out we are on thread 5 !!WTF is going on ?? Bit tipsy so will have to leave till morning.

Just taking a seat. or anyone.

Goodness, does anyone else feel incredibly lucky not to have these neighbours??!!

I thought we had CFN until I read this and the parking one yesterday! I guess I should be relieved that all we have to deal with is one garden fence randomly disappearing and then being replaced a couple of weeks later.

Shamelessly getting settled in
Looking forward to tomorrows update OP

Placemarking for the morning. Night all!

Must sleep, so tired but now feeling drawn to the EKL thread as I feel I need to fill the void until CFN returns...

@whatisthiswatt if you do take legal action feel free to add a class action suit against the CFN's for thumb strain for all us phone users that have worn away our thumb joints reading all these posts!

I was supposed to decorate the utility room today and I didn't even make it to Homebase because of these CFN threads 😂

Gripping stuff.

Thank you for the EKL link Dances

*Can I stay and play in the secret thread?

And pretty please can I be Idris.*

No.

Can I stay and play in the secret thread?

And pretty please can I be Idris.

That's better.

No.

Omg.. EKL? My life is now complete.

For PPs concerned that OP's friend is still AWOL:

(to save you scrolling back through Thread 4!).

Direct quote from OP:

"HI ITS ME THE OP

SO friend spent an absolute AGE in the shop for no other reason that to extract info from NSK (nice shop keeper)

He said that he has been seeing comings and goings for a while now and didn't know what to make of it. There's been an unmarked white van parked outside between the hours of 9 and 5 ish roughly (when I'm at work) and they leave for an hour each lunchtime. He knows the score! 😂

He said he has seen a young lady going in and out maybe 2 or 3 times, he thought she may be Chinese but couldn't be sure. I don't know how the hell my friend was there for as long as she was but that's all she got!

I do not know if this helps the situation or not."