phantom piss taker (literally)

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DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

If you flush the toilet before bed and it is ok in the morning then surely it can't be something lodged?

mrspringles what a tosser he sounds like!
fridayrain That is my thinking, it is only appearing when we are all at work or school.

"Oh if it was a case of a flush it would have just been once, this is 3 days in a row"

I wouldn't be so sure, it's certainly happened two days in a row chez nous. The flush isn't always effective, something probably needs adjusting.

Placemarking as I really want to know who, or what, is the culprit!

Eagerly awaiting the conclusion of this mystery...!

Agree it would happen overnight if it was an issue with the flush / drains.

DP asks if your house is detached or not? Could neighbours / neighbours secret loft dwellers be getting in thru the loft?

First MN thread he hasn't rolled eyes and sighed at btw - thank you!

Placemarking!!!! Was hoping this would be an old thread and there would already be an answer

I was going to suggest someone coming in through the loft if you are attached to same as Mr Redsippycup
Weird goings on.

I can't think of anything witty to say so I'll just admit to placemarking.

Placemarking. You are dealing with this very well. That would be freaking me out. Do you lock thr doors? How would someone get in?

Google "people found living in loft"

Lurking.

If we leave the stair Gate open our dog wees in and around the toilet. Took us weeks to work out, I thought the dc were weeing everywhere when he asleep and standing up. Would never have had believed it was the dog until I saw him do it.

Shameless placemarking, I need to know the outcome

Clopy. No. I can't get into my loft to check (short ladder and no upper body strength) and I want to sleep tonight.

Placemarking too.....

Blatant place marking sorry not sorry

Oooooh intriguing x

Mysterious! Eagerly awaiting an update!

OP you don't say how old your kids are, you don't have a son bunking off school do you....?

If it's the builders, I'd be flicking raging at the landlord! No wonder some of them have such a bad rap!

Blatant place mark

I have no clue, but want to know how this ends 😁

I must know.

Got nothing to add but I want to know how this mystery ends