phantom piss taker (literally)

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DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

You've got something in your u-bend that's discolouring the water. I think poo.

Four words. Woman. Hidden. In. Loft (lighthearted btw)

Man hidden in loft more like!

Good god you may have cracked it! My landlord has builders in the house next door... Which has no toilet! If DH fails in his mission to bring a camera, I will set a trap! After making sure there is no lurking poo of course.

Is the seat up or down? No way would the builders put the seat back down and not flush...

My vote is for a clever cat

seat left down. I am also suspicious of the cat! It is probably her revenge for letting the kids name her Mrs Flossiekins Pussington.

Oh and I don't think the builders were in today so I think they have an alibi.

Ooh I love a good mystery, place marking also.

Place marking deluxe

Flossiekins Pussington 😂😂 (totally misses point of thread)

We had this too - except it wasnt just wee...

What did it turn out to be?

Ignore me, I've just seen

Loft troll.

Dying to know who it is now (secretly hoping it really is a ghost!)

Cling film over the loo but under the seat

Placemark!
far too invested

DH home around 7 so will get him to plunge and check the loft (I am too much of a shit bag). If that fails I will set a trap and update as soon as I catch the culprit!

Of course a cat with a name like that is going to urinate into a toilet. It's refined.

Our cat is named after Bond villainess. I caught her excreting onto DD's bed a couple of times. Fortunately being unceremoniously dumped into the litter box effectively communicated by opinion of that.

No, she isn't named Octopusssy.

Oooooooooh

I also think it's your cat.

Years ago when had a cat that would wee in the toilet-me & dh used to think it was a leaky tap till we saw her doing it!She also used to wee in the mop bucket!

Putting a bit of talc on the floor round the toilet sounds like a good idea.

Be the cat.

Seat down... no loo roll?

Can you deadlock the doors when you go out?

Failing that... report it to your landlord and get him to call out a plumber... the call out charge might flush him out

No, she isn't named Octopusssy.

Pussy Galore?