phantom piss taker (literally)

[icantfindagoodname]

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

Omg, i love that name! Dh has already said no to more cats...

It does NOT appear to be a blockage. Trap will be set when final wees of the night are done and I will let you know if I find out who or what the hell is doing it!

Lurking

Don't you dare vanish by the way!

Oohhhh.... Exciting!

My money is on the eldest dc's evil twin who eats fish heads and lives in the loft.

allegretto I wonder why they didn't flush. How rude!

It wouldn't necessarily have been a "blockage". A reluctant piece of poo only needed to be hovering just out of sight, and it would have been flushed away for good with the next flush.

Only you know whether you had a dump before the phantom wee appeared.

Has the attic been checked yet?

I need to know this!!! Please don't disappear and not come back!!

Have you got a toilet rim /cistern block thing or use bleach, that looks like wee when it settles in the bottom of the toilet (l use a lot of bleach lol)

I am far too intrigued. I need to know what's going on gahhhh

Oh if it was a case of a flush it would have just been once, this is 3 days in a row. The loft has just been checked, no one up there but he is convinced some things have been moved, nothing has gone up there since I put the christmas decs up there and they are all the way back now? Oh god this is weird.

And no rim block, we also use way too much bleach.

I can't believe a landlord gave a random builder a key to a previous posters house!

Your loft contents have moved?! Ok, that's creepy.

Can you borrow one of those motion activated wifi cameras / baby monitors?

Hopefully you will remember that someone went looking for something in the loft since xmas. Doesn't explain the wee though.

I am guessing he probably went up for something and has forgotten. I am leaving talc prints until tomorrow when my brother brings me some of his bond style spy gadgets to catch the phantom piss taker in the act. I feel like I am part of a scooby-doo mystery!

Ooh how weird!

It's probably my husband. Leaves piss in every loo 🙄😂

Clingfilm the loo. Though I guess if you're setting up a hidden camera that might just be surplus to requirements and inconvenience you......

RedSippy you've been watching too much 'The Simpsons' 😂😂

• of 'The Simpsons' 😳

Not that I'm suggesting this is happening to you but this is how I caught my wanky ex out for lying about having a job.

He used to leave before me to go to 'work' and I would be last out, and the last wee. Always flushed after.

Came home once and the toilet was full of wee and I was 1,000% sure it wasn't mine.

Yeah, he used to leave to go to work, wait round the corner til I had left, let himself back in the house and then vice versa in the evening.
And I had no idea until he forget to flush.

Want a twat he was!

But putting that to one side, I'm very intrigued about your phantom wee-er OP!

Bucket of water poised to fall on anyone who goes into the bathroom. Suggest you also stay at home but in hiding to catch whoever it is. You can keep us updated silently from your chosen place of hiding

I'm intrigued now, following to get the answer!