phantom piss taker (literally)

[icantfindagoodname]

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

Going back to CSI:Mumsnet, the other cold case which needs investigating is the locked garage that the husband wouldn't let his wife into.

I need to placemark know if the OP comes back

Something's definitely happened to OP she hasn't been on MN since her last post on this thread. CSI: Mumsnet we need you and for the case a pp reminded us about.

I think OP was either horrified or embarassed that her story got picked up by anow online newspaper and has decided not to comment anymore and has name changed for future posts. Surely that's common sense?

Aw, I wanted to post the video GhostPower posted! It's a fake, but it's a goody.

Which newspaper picked it up??? I haven't seen anything???

Come on OP! You can't leave it here......

Justdontgetitatall

It was the Sun, it was in the first few days of when the OP first posted.

I NEED closure on this. What do you think is the most likely ending to this situation?

@sidesplittinglol My guess is made up. If not then I hope the OP is okay, and it does seem hard to believe that it was made up as she was a regular poster, but I think that no update may indicate fake?

Op hasn't posted anything elsewhere since. Hmmm must be fake and probably NC'd too

OP might have had to NC and if they have caught someone she may not be allowed to talk about it any more, even under a new name as the scum will be watching this thread.

Perhaps somebody has been caught by the police, has been charged and it is now going through the courts and the OP is unable to discuss it.

Or it is fake.

I wish we knew what happened!

This was an anti-climax

I said from the start this was a fake and i got reported and deleted!! Haha how ridiculous that this could be believed. Houses don't have adjoining lofts unless by mistake anymore, massive fire risk.

Good story though!!!

This is why I always skip to the last page of a thread to see if OP is still around.

Older houses sometimes do have adjoining lofts, not all have been separated yet.

Our row of ancient terrace houses has adjoining loft space AND adjoining cellar/under house space. There was a small crawl gap through each loft or each cellar so you could move from one end to the other!

I agree with the someone's been arrested and OP can't talk about it theory.

Or fake?

Thread Title: 'phantom piss taker (literally)'

Maybe the OP was dropping not so subtle hints?

Any word on this?