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phantom piss taker (literally)

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icantfindagoodname · 14/06/2017 13:36

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

OP posts:
starfish2020 · 18/06/2017 17:09

Read it all and wow Shock
Hope you are ok OP.

BonjourMeDarlin · 18/06/2017 17:26

It's ok. My kids already wee and don't flush and we don't have anything worth nicking.

GhostPower · 18/06/2017 18:15

Only one way to find out Elle Confused

Want2beme · 18/06/2017 20:44

Bloody hell Elledouble mine was the same the other day and I haven't been up there since Xmas. All the little things that don't seem right in the house, things that are out of place, that you brush off because you know there's a rational explanation?! Oh dear, I'm very worried now. My poor cats. Think I'll have to do what youtube man did with the old video.

LeannePerrins · 18/06/2017 20:54

Are you OK, OP?

BlahBlahBlahEtc · 18/06/2017 21:05

I dont think she's coming back. . .

GhostPower · 18/06/2017 21:10

Want2beme I'd go check it out if I were you. Don't go alone though.

I doubt OP is returning too.

Hmmmmm Something isn't right here

Want2beme · 18/06/2017 23:50

I'll take a look tomorrow Ghost.

Maybe OP's too freaked out.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 19/06/2017 00:08

Well I've just read through the entire thread and am bloody glad we live in a detached house.

Op hope you managed to get your house secure. Any clue as to who it might have been?

VanillaSugar · 19/06/2017 06:54

Why hasn't the OP come back Hmm

intuition · 19/06/2017 07:05

So scary!! Come back OP. We all need to know what happened next??

FreakinScaryCaaw · 19/06/2017 07:37
Shock
ophiotaurus · 19/06/2017 08:08

Will there be an update?

TheObserverOne · 19/06/2017 10:51

I'm too invested in this to have no update 😭

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 19/06/2017 11:09

@icantfindagoodname Hope everything is OK.

JeansWoman · 19/06/2017 11:18

.

Sunshinegirls · 19/06/2017 11:26

I came back from holiday once to find my attic door slightly open, I put it down to the wind and didn't think anymore of it. Until now! 😲

user1496484020 · 19/06/2017 11:58

How disappointing to have read 22 pages only for there to be no update. Sad

mermaidsandunicorns · 19/06/2017 13:02

Did you cancel the cheque ...

PenguinBollard · 19/06/2017 14:17

@icantfindagoodname kind of concerned, OP. Hope everything is okay

GhostPower · 19/06/2017 14:20

Phantom pisstaker... phantom op?

picklemepopcorn · 19/06/2017 17:04

Any body living in an attics right now is at serious risk of illness.

LurkingHusband · 19/06/2017 17:11

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pelvicpromise · 19/06/2017 21:23

I did wonder at the time. I think I'm getting better at spotting the questionable ones.

Ironfloor · 19/06/2017 21:51

Pelvicpromise - what gave it away? For me, it was how there was a almost identical story doing its rounds on Fb.

But a pp said that she op is an old
member who was expecting twins some time ago?

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