phantom piss taker (literally)

[icantfindagoodname]

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

Where IS OP? Do I smell a rat (troll)?

why do people always assume troll? The op could be gone for many reasons (hope it isn't sinister) as people do also lead lives away from mumsnet.

I don't think op is a troll. Probably she's dealing with fallout of the situation.

aaaand we've made The Sun...

Cunts. I shan't be looking at it and giving them click bait numbers. Scum.

Blah seriously?!

Blatant placemarking. Previous house had an open attic with next door neighbours, nothing would have convinced me to go up there.

welshmoth

Yep! and they actually used the word "hilarious" several times, like having someone living in your attic is hilarious

Gosh I went cold when I read the update. Hope you are OK OP

Where's the OP gone?! I seriously need some closure here! Come back and update us quickly please and thank you

Bit worried about the OP - it's been a couple of days and no update! Hope it's all ok.

Blah The Shitheads.
I've not looked at all as I cannot bare to increase their 'views'.

Actually, this is becoming a real issue - between the daily fail and the sun, MN is no longer a safe place to vent.

Had to stop reading this as I'm stupidly reading alone at bedtime hope everyone's safe OP

That video ghostpower posted is terrifying.

I don't believe the OP is a troll. An advanced search brings up lots of previous posts filled with very consistent information. She posted back in May about being pregnant with twins. I hope everything is okay

50 quid in change left in the loft... Sounds like a rough sleeper/beggar has been up there. Hope all is ok, OP. What a mad thing to deal with

WelshMoth

I agree, it seems every other thread is posted on the papers' pages nowadays, and them showing user names is out of order if you ask me.

Our loft joins up with all the others in our road (about 10 houses) when my husband put our Christmas decorations up there our neighbours were doing the same thing and they both wished each other a happy New year

OP, even my DH wants to know if you are ok, he was horrified when I told him about this!

Bonjour - 😂😂😂

Our semi didn't actually have adjoining lofts, but there were brick spaces (presumably for ventilation) between the two walls. Once the cat squeezed through and was prowling around next door's loft. She had to be tempted back with tuna.

Please come back @icantfindagoodname - this is very concerning.

Blah showing user names is beyond the pale. I'm betting most MN'ers wouldn't ever want their thoughts, experiences and feelings plastered over the gutter press. And usernames for many of us, stay consistent and connected to 'us'. I thought MN was a community, not a brainstorm session for a shit lazy journo.

Sorry OP - de-railing there. I'm just annoyed and doubly so if it's chased you off.

Hope you're ok. Lots of us thinking and concerned for you.

Ooh. Hell. My loft hatch currently looks like this - I'm hoping I left it like that myself last time I was up there

Bonjour I think I would be investing in a bolt for your hatch if that was me