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phantom piss taker (literally)

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icantfindagoodname · 14/06/2017 13:36

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

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DramaQueenofHighCs · 16/06/2017 21:44

Blatant place mark.
Creepy!

pieceofpurplesky · 16/06/2017 21:57

I was staying at a friend's house and went to the toilet in the middle of the night. When I came back the loft hatch was hanging down.
I was petrified and slept in a chair

ZigZagIntoTheBlue · 16/06/2017 22:11

Shit @pieceofpurplesky - what did your friend say?! I would've gone to wake them up!

GhostPower · 16/06/2017 22:13

Where was the chair? Confused

mummyB1 · 16/06/2017 22:28

Place marking this is some crazy shit

mermaidsandunicorns · 16/06/2017 22:29

Is OP coming back

pieceofpurplesky · 16/06/2017 22:30

Zig I was housesitting (they live abroad) so it was just me and DS. I shut the bedroom door and put a chair under it. Fell asleep sat in a chair by DS's room!
Apparently it happens often. Wish they'd told me!

GhostPower · 16/06/2017 22:34

It happens often ?? Confused is it loose or is it someone?

MiddleClassProblem · 16/06/2017 22:37

This is terrifying! OP I hope you're ok and have somewhere safe to sleep x

987flowers · 16/06/2017 22:44

Placemarking here too as really want to know the outcome!

AlwaysLookOnBrightsideOfLife · 16/06/2017 22:47

For those asking why the person wouldn't have flushed after. Maybe the past few days they've been going when the OP has returned home & scarpered? Or been disturbed by someone.

mummymummums · 16/06/2017 22:48

Place marking! Smile
Keen for an update

mogulfield · 16/06/2017 22:58

This thread has even made me scared and I live in a detached house!

Jokesonyou · 16/06/2017 23:14

Placemarking

FanaticalFox · 16/06/2017 23:32

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readyforno2 · 16/06/2017 23:33

You are joking fox, I've just read the whole thread.

TheMogget · 16/06/2017 23:36

Placemarking for update...

UnGoogleable · 16/06/2017 23:49

After reading this thread, I arrived at my weekend home this evening to find.... wee in the toilet.

I definitely didn't leave it like that, I always flush and there would have been toilet paper in there if it had been me. I guess DH could have had a pee before we left last week... but he's usually pretty good at flushing...

However, we are in a terrace, with a loft hatch. There are weirdos living next door who we never see. Our lofts could conceivably be linked if a few stones were removed. I'm getting DH to go up there tomorrow to check it!!!

GhostPower · 16/06/2017 23:50
this is creepy
VanillaSugar · 17/06/2017 00:00

Placemarking

jbee1979 · 17/06/2017 00:06

Creepy!

GhostPower · 17/06/2017 00:22

Think I've scared myself now and I'm scared to even sleep Confused

Fiddlesticks8 · 17/06/2017 00:49

This thread made me cold. Please update and I hope you are all right

TheMaddHugger · 17/06/2017 00:58

GhostPower I tried watching but gave up because of those dam pop up link. that I couldn't get rid of casue the X[close] kept moving

Darn it

Can someone please tell me what was going on ?

TheMaddHugger · 17/06/2017 01:00

^ Multiple pop up links. Click here for face book. Follow me on Twitter etc and so on. I got to 6 pop ups and gave up on the 7th one

And I have Adblock but doesn't work for this

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