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To want to know how to put knickers on properly?

192 replies

HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 19:53

I'm FOREVER putting holes in mine when I put them on.

How do I not do this?

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scaryteacher · 20/05/2017 19:54

Cut your toenails!

HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 19:55

It's my fingers! Regardless of nail length.

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soundsystem · 20/05/2017 19:55

You... what? I'm confused!

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 20/05/2017 19:56

Are you an eagle? File your talons

RJnomore1 · 20/05/2017 19:56

You need sturdier knickers honey.

Be done with the lacy flim flams you are obviously wearing and purchase some reinforced gusset sloggis.

HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 19:56

How would my toenails go through them? Confused Hang on, how do you put your knickers on if that's logical?Grin

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DonaldStott · 20/05/2017 19:57

Buy a better brand of knickers. They must be crap if you put holes in so many pair.

soundsystem · 20/05/2017 19:57

Oh right! Cross-post! Are they, like, lacy knickers, so your nails catch? I've never managed to rip my knickers with my fingernails, but I don't wear very glamorous knickers!

HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 19:57

I wear Sloggis Sad I am the Sloggi destroyer.

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GreenHairDontCare · 20/05/2017 19:57

Yeah, you need Big Pants.

GreenHairDontCare · 20/05/2017 19:58

Do you put them on over your head?

HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 19:58

I don't rip them my finger just pops through them Confused

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RJnomore1 · 20/05/2017 19:59

Crikey.

Can you talk us through how you put them on?

Sloggis are pretty indestructible. Dhs nana used to buy me them for Christmas. And button to the neck nighties.

abbsisspartacus · 20/05/2017 19:59

Carefully hook your thumbs through hook over your feet and hitch up?

thatorchidmoment · 20/05/2017 19:59

Cotton pants from John Lewis.

File your nails.

Job's a good 'un.

RJnomore1 · 20/05/2017 20:00

Your finger pops through cotton?😮 Are you related to wolverine?

Rossigigi · 20/05/2017 20:00

This has to be a 'fetish' thread.......

HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 20:00

No, Greenhair

To want to know how to put knickers on properly?
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HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 20:01

Rossigigi......

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TheHodgeoftheHedge · 20/05/2017 20:01

I have never managed to put my nails/fingers through my knickers...

Llanali · 20/05/2017 20:02

Or just don't wear any....

HoneyDragon · 20/05/2017 20:02

I've done it with jeans on the waistband too

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WhatToDoAboutThis2017 · 20/05/2017 20:02

This has never happened to me Confused

Fruitcocktail6 · 20/05/2017 20:03
Confused
Giraffeski · 20/05/2017 20:04

This happens to me with lace ones.