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He said I'm bad in bed

165 replies

Beforethelastpetalfalls · 20/04/2017 22:28

Been seeing one guy on and off for a couple of months. He's text me to say I'm bad in bed and I just lie there.

Every single time I've tried to get on top I'm told no because he likes to be in control.

I've give him a blowjob every single time and he's never once gone down on me.

I'm so pissed off. I feel like I've been told I played a shit match when I was benched throughout the whole game.

OP posts:
spankhurst · 20/04/2017 22:30

Sorry, he texted you to say you were bad in bed?! Is he 17? He sounds like an utter twat and certainly no loss to you. Don't give him another moment of your time.

GreatFuckability · 20/04/2017 22:31

i would reply with 'well i'm glad we are both on the same wavelength about that. perhaps best we both find someone better!' and then leave it there.

Storminateapot · 20/04/2017 22:31

He's quite the charmer isn't he? I'd say what you've just said here to him & tell him he's a selfish, boring, crap shag & a nasty person to boot.

Darbs76 · 20/04/2017 22:31

Tell him to get lost - he's not even worth arguing with. How childish

annandale · 20/04/2017 22:32

I woudn't expend the energy for a lengthy denunciation. 'OK bye then' would cover it.

fusspot66 · 20/04/2017 22:32

Show him the red card and he can go back to having sex with Mrs Hand and her 4 lovely daughters.

MrsMeeseeks · 20/04/2017 22:32

Ditch the fucker! You're well rid.

geddes · 20/04/2017 22:32

He texted you with that? Confused

You're well out of it!

PickAChew · 20/04/2017 22:33

Wow, he sounds such a catch.

Hope you told him you felt the same about him.

hesterton · 20/04/2017 22:33

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AlternativeTentacle · 20/04/2017 22:33

'Who is this' should cover it.

Birdsgottaf1y · 20/04/2017 22:34

Write off his opinion as being worthless and move on.

Make sure that you're getting what you want from your dalliances, don't compromise and if it doesn't work out, well that's the way it goes.

expatinscotland · 20/04/2017 22:34

'Pot.kettle.black. Bye' and then block him.

georgethecat · 20/04/2017 22:34

Who would do that? What an idiot. Dodged bullet

magimedi · 20/04/2017 22:34

LTB.

Now.

Don't gibe him any more of your time or thoughts.

Life is too short to put up with a toss pot like him.

AnyFucker · 20/04/2017 22:34

You are going to see him again though, right ?

Chirrup5 · 20/04/2017 22:35

What a bellend. Don't even dignify that text with a reply. Delete, block, move on.

Patriciathestripper1 · 20/04/2017 22:35

Say "well it's s bit like playing pool... if you play with someone crap then your game goes down too" Grin

blackteasplease · 20/04/2017 22:36

alternative's answer is brilliant

Meekonsandwich · 20/04/2017 22:36

Wow what a dickhead.

I love the "who is this?"

Don't give him the time of day.

Topseyt · 20/04/2017 22:37

Tell him to sling his hook and take his tiny little willy elsewhere.

Smeaton · 20/04/2017 22:37

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BlondeBecky1983 · 20/04/2017 22:38

Who is this? Brilliant!

TheZeppo · 20/04/2017 22:38

please just block him and don't reply. He clearly wants you to jump through hoops. Fuck that.

Booshbeesh · 20/04/2017 22:38

Tell him "no im great in bed, its just ur cocks so small im never sure if its in"