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AIBU?

He said I'm bad in bed

165 replies

Beforethelastpetalfalls · 20/04/2017 22:28

Been seeing one guy on and off for a couple of months. He's text me to say I'm bad in bed and I just lie there.

Every single time I've tried to get on top I'm told no because he likes to be in control.

I've give him a blowjob every single time and he's never once gone down on me.

I'm so pissed off. I feel like I've been told I played a shit match when I was benched throughout the whole game.

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FeralBeryl · 21/04/2017 00:44

I've killed for less!

DJBaggySmalls · 21/04/2017 00:48

Either he's testing you to see how much you''ll take, or he's trying to get you to dump him.
Dump him.

ilovechoc1987 · 21/04/2017 01:02

Tell him to jog on!
He sounds like a twat and you deserve better!

PickAChew · 21/04/2017 01:03

Is op busy working on her technique?

haveacupoftea · 21/04/2017 01:05

Good sex takes two. Hope he doesn't get another shag for 3 years.

HelenaDove · 21/04/2017 01:31

Tell him you would like to prove him wrong.................by shagging loads of other men so you can get a second third forth etc etc opinion.

TheDevilMadeMeDoIt · 21/04/2017 01:41

Is he into BDSM and you're supposed to be submissive?

Tell him to do one.

user1482079332 · 21/04/2017 01:50

Please don't ever give this man the privilege of your vagina again

KittyWindbag · 21/04/2017 01:55

Tell him how awful he is, that real men go down on women and known more than one sexual position. Then block him.

LellyMcKelly · 21/04/2017 02:30

"I couldn't get excited. You cock was the smallest I'd ever seen. It was really disappointing". Then block.

Valentine2 · 21/04/2017 02:31

Tell him "because I had no idea how to get you out of the misery you were causing yourself and me. Yes, it was that bad".
Then block.

Bloomed · 21/04/2017 02:39

I'd text back 'yes, I was bored' then block.

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent · 21/04/2017 03:47

Is it me, or is there just a hint of a complete consensus?

That would be almost a first for MN...

Janey50 · 21/04/2017 03:48

OP please get rid of him! I had one that sounded very like this a few years back. In fact so like him, I'm wondering if it's the same guy?! Our relationship was very on and off. I ALWAYS gave him a BJ but he never went down on me, he would never let me go on top as he liked to 'be in control',wouldn't even try doggy position as he said it was 'what gay men did' and eventually sent me a text saying that I 'was no good in bed' and that I 'had a problem',and didn't want to see me again.What a fucking charmer. He did me a favour though. A few weeks after that I met my current DP who made me realise I didn't have a problem. And that if a man tells you you're crap in bed,he is not worth bothering with.

Janey50 · 21/04/2017 03:54

And I did what Obsidian suggested and just replied 'OK fine' to his nasty text,then deleted all trace of him from my phone. I didn't block him as I couldn't work out how to on that particular phone. Then the fucking knobhead text me about 5 weeks later acting like nothing had happened! I just ignored him.

thequeenoftarts · 21/04/2017 04:49

My other (current) lovers say I am great in bed, which leads me to the conclusion it's definitely you, not me. Happy wanking you selfish git, and just in case you're too stupid to get the message you are dumped and blocked as I am just too busy having great sex to reply!!

ForalltheSaints · 21/04/2017 06:25

Sounds like a good reason to end the relationship.

username22345 · 21/04/2017 06:43

What does he want you to do? Cartwheels? It's a bit hard to move when you have a fat lump of shit lying on top of you.

00100001 · 21/04/2017 06:55

I think it is unfair to say anything about the size of his penis.

However I would reply and say "never contact me again" or the much suggested "who is this?" a definite LTB!

x2boys · 21/04/2017 07:14

i wouldnt bother replying whats the point, idiots like him will believe its not them its you, move on from him hes not worth it and tbh your well rid.

PastaOfMuppets · 21/04/2017 07:24

BeforeTheLastPetal what a favour this d*ckhead has done you - you are much better off without him.

As for the rest of you MNers, you are hilarious and have made my day more entertaining!!

Butterymuffin · 21/04/2017 07:25

Not replying is probably not a bad idea. Just cut all contact, don't reply to any other texts or calls. Other option would be a breezy 'best we end it then, bye!' He clearly meant to hurt you and will be totally thrown that you don't seem bothered.

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nearlyteatime101 · 21/04/2017 07:53

Ditch the fucker. Job. Done.

TheNaze73 · 21/04/2017 08:04

"Who is this?" Would just look contrived & you trying to act cool, when you're clearly bothered.

I wouldn't dignify him with a response. Just a simple block & move on. You saying nothing is far more powerful.

Hissy · 21/04/2017 08:05

@MNHQ, can we have a Drop The Mic emoticon in honour of @Smeaton

The Two posts of hers I've seen this week have both been utter, utter class.

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