He said I'm bad in bed

[Beforethelastpetalfalls]

Been seeing one guy on and off for a couple of months. He's text me to say I'm bad in bed and I just lie there.

Every single time I've tried to get on top I'm told no because he likes to be in control.

I've give him a blowjob every single time and he's never once gone down on me.

I'm so pissed off. I feel like I've been told I played a shit match when I was benched throughout the whole game.

Block this waste of space and move on. But 'who is this' is tempting

I'd text back 'Sorry mate, I just don't get anything from it with you, it's like being shagged by a horny hamster. Had more pleasure riding the bus. I'd rather save my energy - better luck with your next girlfriend'.

Tell him his dick is too small and doesn't do much for you so you get bored.
Then say - Sorry didn't want to say anything as didn't want to hurt your feelings but now that you have broached the subject, I feel more comfortable to discuss it with you.

Whatsforbrunch perfect response

Please do it OP, and post his response here

please say who is this?

Just a breezy ' yeah, I agree the sex is rubbish. All the best'

"I've discussed your text with a load of women online and, after I've told them the details of what you do in bed, they all think that you're the problem. Would you like me to post your name online so that none of them inadvertently have sex with you in the future?"

You appear to have text the wrong number and as you're clearly seeing someone else, we won't be meeting again. Goodbye.

bran

Byebyebadman- that's v good! Also another vote for 'who is this?' don't go for the little dick comments- you are sinking to the same sad level.

wow, who says that on a text?

Please try not to give this idiot any of your headspace - he has shown himself as the very unpleasant individual he is. Only an imbecile would not realise that something like that would be hurtful. Block and move on.

You are well rid

And I am sure you are great in bed

He is a dick who gets off
On
Making people feel bad , I bet he killed insects when he will a little boy - fucking sadist

You will be, not are- sorry

Bwa ha ha. I've mounted dominant men, they fucking love knowing I'm that turned on. A weasel who feels threatened by a horny woman riding him wouldn't know good sex if it spanked him and told him to kiss its shoes. Ditch the loser and find a man who actually has a drop of testosterone.

I wouldn't even reply. What a dickhead. Block and move on. It's clearly not you with the problem!

Who is this.. brilliant

He's history!

"I know. Sorry. I only try when it's worth the effort. All the best"

Tell him that the reason you just lie there is because you are bored with him as he does nothing for you. Leave it at that and never contact him again.

i think the vote is for "who is this?"

Then block.

well in my experience, there is rarely someone who is 'bad in bed' I know I'm amazing when I am turned on by them and they are turned on by me, but its usually a 'we are bad in bed together' scenario. I have had brilliant sexual experiences and also been the bored, kind of not really into it person, and that's usually partially mutual (and why they blame you,.. because its also not really working for them).

I agree with 'who is this?' - its very cutting!. but also 'sorry but its hard when you are with someone so inexperienced' or 'I was bored, get over it' or even better 'I'll be better after we're married'

its usually a 'we are bad in bed together'

I agree with this usually, but in this case we're talking about a pissant who takes oral but won't give, and feels threatened by horny women riding him.

Actually yes, who is this is ace! Then block.

You can't ignore it ll together, surely?
He'll see that as being an acceptable thing to say, and go on believing he's right.

Another vote for, "who is this". 😂⭐️