He said I'm bad in bed

[Beforethelastpetalfalls]

Been seeing one guy on and off for a couple of months. He's text me to say I'm bad in bed and I just lie there.

Every single time I've tried to get on top I'm told no because he likes to be in control.

I've give him a blowjob every single time and he's never once gone down on me.

I'm so pissed off. I feel like I've been told I played a shit match when I was benched throughout the whole game.

Omg, why would you put up with this? Tell him that's fine because in future he will be go fucking himself.

Agree. Who is this? Block then post his number on here and we will do the rest

Tell him "Perhaps you're right. Maybe I do just lie there. But I won't lie here and now. You just don't do it for me. Appreciate your effort, but it's no longer required. Cheers, bye."

He's trying to make you feel shit and insecure. Probably so you become more compliant and will be willing to do something he wants you to do that you probably wouldn't do otherwise, because now you'll feel like you need to try and please him.

I'd go with "That's because I'm bored. I think it's best if we call it a day". And then DUMP, BLOCK, AND MOVE ON.

'who is this?' ........ Love it

Yet another vote for 'who is this'. Genius

Urgh, what a creep. He probably wants a reaction. Ignore him (permanently) - he'll hate being ignored.

"Sorry, new phone.. who's this?"

Complete and utter prick.

'Who is this?' Is an inspired response!
But whether you reply or not please don't see the controlling, disrespectful piece of shit again.

"If a woman doesnt move much in bed I would suggest that the problem lies with the man who doesnt excite her."

Then block.

He's 'negging' you - an awful PUA trick to keep women insecure and dependant on them.

Tel him to fuck off:

"Oh, are we negging?
Great. Let me me try."

And list his bad points. Including being a crap shag.

‘Thank fuck you said it first. I've been wanting to say the same but didn't know what to say. I've been asking all my friends for ideas on how to tell you.'

Tell him you've rarely had a worse shag and he has a micro penis. And be grateful you're getting rid of him.

"Well there's only so much my imagination can do."

"Ha ha at that coming from Mr Missionary Position Only. Perhaps I just lie there because I'd dropped off to sleep mate!"

I would reply he clearly has issues and you have better sex to have than to deal with them!

Why have you stayed with him this long? It doesn't sound like he was ever that into you in the first place.

I love the "who is this" come back.

seriously? What a twat.

I'd say sorry but talk later? currently on top of your dad/brother/best friend - delete as appropriate. Some people are worth the effort

"Who is this"?

PLEASE text this. It is a phrase of beauty

I'd not reply.
Delete and block both digitally and in real life.

'Who is this' should cover it.

hahahaha!!

YY to "who is this"

Alternatively "I agree, the sex was crap, all the best" or just ignore and block.

What an absolute wankstain.

'Pot.kettle.black. Bye' and then block him.

love the responses on here! Do you mind if I bank them??

"Oh I'm so sorry, I was hoping you hadn't noticed my lack of enthusiasm of late it's just since hearing those rumours about you I've just been not that into it - probably best we say goodbye now" .... then never ever respond again, leave him wondering what the rumours are.

Reel him in. Beg him back. Make dinner etc. Soon as he takes his scants off discreetly rub some hot chilli seeds on the crotch. Nip off to the loo then come back sad and tell him you have you're period. Send him on his merry little way!