He said I'm bad in bed

[Beforethelastpetalfalls]

Been seeing one guy on and off for a couple of months. He's text me to say I'm bad in bed and I just lie there.

Every single time I've tried to get on top I'm told no because he likes to be in control.

I've give him a blowjob every single time and he's never once gone down on me.

I'm so pissed off. I feel like I've been told I played a shit match when I was benched throughout the whole game.

[magoria]

Don't play games, make sarcastic quips etc.

Just block and move on.

Any response will just let him know he got under your skin and upset you.

Cutting him out of your life is the best revenge.

[phoenix1973]

He says you're bad in bed. No probs, he won't be wanting any more of it then.
Ditch him.

[Maxandrubyrubyandmax]

Tell him hope he has a better time with his hand and a tub of vaseline

[DontPullThatTubeOut]

Just ignore and move on with your life. Maybe to him your were bad in bed, it's no loss for you though so just be done and go about your day.

[WhatALoadOfOldBollocks]

Any response will just let him know he got under your skin and upset you

Exactly. I think it's fun to think of all the "cutting" responses you could send, but ultimatly they would show this arsehole that OP cares. Ignoring is the way to go. As I said upthread, being ignored will piss him off far more than any "funny" response. I mean, he'll probably be expecting her to reply with a cliched insult and laugh when he gets one knowing he's hit a nerve. Don't give him the satisfaction. Also, responding just opens her up to more abuse. Not worth it. Ignore and block.

[AnnieAnoniMouse]

Not replying makes you look upset.

I'd reply 'How would you know,? Most boringly you didn't want anything other than BJ's & missionary. Your loss. PS: You need to google 'How to give a woman an orgasm' and 'Where is a woman's clitoris?'. Good Luck. You need it'

[DontPullThatTubeOut]

Don't do what annie said, it just sounds pathetic and will make you look heart broken and lashing out in a poor attempt at being fine.

[chillyogawine]

I cant believe he texted you saying this. What an idiot! Think a funny quip back would be best response and then block. I liked the "who is this?" reply. Def stop seeing him. You deserve better than this immature selfish rude f**kwit

[readthethread]

keep it short and sweet.
"ok bye" i think is perfect in this scenario, don't feed his issues.

• if you ignore him he'll pester you / think you're upset
• if you insult him he'll probably quite like it (controlling type, will know he has got under your skin).

[WeddingsAreStressful]

What a gem he is. Wondering what OP did in the end? Come on, OP, you have to come back and give us an update!

[chillyogawine]

yes what did you say?? I also liked the post "well ive discussed this with loads of women online and they want to know your name so they don't have the misfortune of having bad sex with you in the future!", of course you wont but it'll make him sweat a bit! You are well rid

[bingbongnoise]

Texting back with 'who is this?' is my favourite.

He sounds putrid by the way.

[RiversrunWoodville]

I vote for patriciathestrippers response

[BalloonSlayer]

On reflection agree that silence is the best policy. Save the "who is this?" for a reply to the inevitable booty call text when he finds out that, actually, a hundred other women aren't gagging to do it with him after all.