Worried She is Having An Affair

[jamesk0001]

DW has lost a lot of weight over the last few months since the new year, going from 10 stone to 7 stone and is making a real effort to look better, going to the gym, wearing make up etc, buying new clothes.

Last night she went out with the girls and got home late. I was in bed and she thought I was asleep.

I noticed that when she got undressed she was wearing stockings and had totally shaved down there! She has never done that before and has not worn stockings since we got married 30 years ago!

In the morning she had already got up and dressed before I awoke. So I haven't officially seen the shaved area and am dying to bring it up but don't want to be told a lie!

Other changes are that she is always texting on her phone and has really gone off intimate times with me.

We are both in our 50s and this is burning me up!

Advice gratefully received!

[Crunchymum]

She lost 3st in a few months? What's her secret?

[MrsTerryPratchett]

It sounds bad. Sorry.

[SusanDelfino]

Yeah, sounds like an affair

[Brokejoke]

Well, if my dh had suddenly shaved I would just ask him about it. Same if he was texting all the time. Her losing weight and making more effort with her appearance doesn't mean she is having an affair though.

[Funnyonion17]

I would be concerned about her going to 7st so fast firstly. The rest does sound suspicious hmm

[FittonTower]

Losing a nearly a third of her body weight that quickly does not sound healthy - have you checked she's ok? Do you talk? Maybe ask her what's going on

[NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom]

Fucking hell, please ask her how she did the weight loss?

[WhooooAmI24601]

Nobody under the age of 400 wears stockings on a night out any more. YABU being married to a 400 year old.

[Trifleorbust]

Gosh. Did you get a horrible fright? I'm not sure stockings and a shaved wotsit would do it for my DH now, let alone 30 years from now

[jamesk0001]

Weight loss is Slimming World, there is no sugar or fat in the house anywhere, not even for the cornflakes in the morning and all the milk has gone to red top (yuck!).

She also goes to the gym in the morning and evening for at least an hour every day which is new since the new year and cycles everywhere as well when she used to drive.

[Mrsknackered]

WhooooAmI24601 I just laughed so hard at that.
7st? How tall is she?

[HelenaWay]

[Frillyhorseyknickers]

You're in your 50s and using phrases like "burning me up"?!

[CakesAreBiscuitsToo]

My advice is to use far, far less exclamation marks.

[Waffles80]

Agreed cakes. Sound advice.

[jamesk0001]

Christ, some people on here can be so unpleasant.

[HomityBabbityPie]

Yeah ok, this definitely sounds real.

[GeekyWombat]

What lie do you think she would tell you for shaving her bits?

I'm just curious

[shyturnip]

Ditto the question of losing 3 stone!

[ghostyslovesheets]

she's probably fed up of living with a man who wont buy his own bloody milk to be fair

[user1489261248]

I am struggling to believe all this too,

7 stone is underweight for any adult. Unless they are 4 feet 5 inches tall.

No-one wears stockings.

How did the OP see she had shaved 'down there' in the dark as she was getting undressed?

intimate times
burning me up

My kids used to use the phrase 'they have been having sexy times,' 'and they've been having intimate times' (referring to people shagging,) when they were 14.

I am going to hazard a guess that this is the approximate age of the OP.