I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

[FeckinCrutches]

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

You ok love?

Tell Tinkiiev to make you a cup for tea 👍🏼

OF tea

tinkiiev is leading you astray. Go to bed alone ... not with tinkiiev ... assuming you've had enough snacks that is.

Plenty of water, 2 paracetamol and a banana. Get to bed! Put water by your bed.

Balls. I meant to say I need this not to turn into hell tomorrow

I feel duper pukey

lucky you-sort of!
Good old tinkieev!

Berocca and dioralyte mixed, before you go to bed (with or without tinkiiev).

Are you still there or are you home now?

Good old tinkieev haven't seen him in so long

That tinkiiev is a naughty sort. Led me astray many times.

Berocca, lots of fluid and eat something.

Glad you've had a fun evening

I'd go with the water suggestion.

Is this in English?

Advice from an old pro - cheese and bean toastie with a cup of tea. Followed by a some paracetamol, zantac/lansoprazole if you have them and if you are super prepared, like me, a cyclizine with a pint of water/squash at the ready.

Wave goodbye to tin Kiev, call a taxi and cosy up at home with a large glass of Berocca and a couple of paracetamol.

I think it's a bit late to worry about the hangover now OP. Have a bottle of water, a couple paracetamol and a berocca on your bedside table. You'll be like you but on a slightly more crappy than average day. Enjoy the rest of your night out!

If you have any dioralyte, take one before you go to bed and have another waiting for the morning...

me and tinkiev go back years......it didn't end well

Oh God not berocca you wicked women.

Bad enough going down but if unfortunate enough to come back up.......

Fluorescent orange spatters forevermore.

Having projectile vomited cranberry juice, there's worse than Berocca.

If you're pissed , Dragon how can you make s cheese and been toastie without kitchen carnage?