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I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

171 replies

FeckinCrutches · 29/10/2016 22:30

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

OP posts:
dailymailarecunts · 29/10/2016 22:32

You ok love?

Palomb · 29/10/2016 22:32

Tell Tinkiiev to make you a cup for tea 👍🏼

dailymailarecunts · 29/10/2016 22:32
Palomb · 29/10/2016 22:32

OF tea

onemorecupofcoffeefortheroad · 29/10/2016 22:33

tinkiiev is leading you astray. Go to bed alone ... not with tinkiiev ... assuming you've had enough snacks that is.

SuckingEggs · 29/10/2016 22:34

Plenty of water, 2 paracetamol and a banana. Get to bed! Put water by your bed.

FeckinCrutches · 29/10/2016 22:35

Balls. I meant to say I need this not to turn into hell tomorrow

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FeckinCrutches · 29/10/2016 22:36

I feel duper pukey

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dontbesillyhenry · 29/10/2016 22:38

GrinGrinGrinlucky you-sort of!
Good old tinkieev!

Brocollili · 29/10/2016 22:39

Berocca and dioralyte mixed, before you go to bed (with or without tinkiiev).

Muddlewitch · 29/10/2016 22:39

Are you still there or are you home now?

NavyandWhite · 29/10/2016 22:44

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MerryInthechelseahotel · 29/10/2016 22:47

Good old tinkieev haven't seen him in so long

HemanOrSheRa · 29/10/2016 22:47

That tinkiiev is a naughty sort. Led me astray many times.

MrsTerryPratchett · 29/10/2016 22:47

Berocca, lots of fluid and eat something.

Patsy99 · 29/10/2016 22:48

Glad you've had a fun evening WineWineWine

I'd go with the water suggestion.

2kids2dogsnosense · 29/10/2016 22:50

Is this in English? Confused

DragonMamma · 29/10/2016 22:50

Advice from an old pro - cheese and bean toastie with a cup of tea. Followed by a some paracetamol, zantac/lansoprazole if you have them and if you are super prepared, like me, a cyclizine with a pint of water/squash at the ready.

Chickoletta · 29/10/2016 22:52

Wave goodbye to tin Kiev, call a taxi and cosy up at home with a large glass of Berocca and a couple of paracetamol.

Flumplet · 29/10/2016 22:52

I think it's a bit late to worry about the hangover now OP. Have a bottle of water, a couple paracetamol and a berocca on your bedside table. You'll be like you but on a slightly more crappy than average day. Enjoy the rest of your night out!

emwithme · 29/10/2016 22:53

If you have any dioralyte, take one before you go to bed and have another waiting for the morning...

TheoriginalLEM · 29/10/2016 22:54

me and tinkiev go back years......it didn't end well Flowers

legotits · 29/10/2016 22:55

Oh God not berocca you wicked women.

Bad enough going down but if unfortunate enough to come back up.......

Fluorescent orange spatters forevermore.

MrsTerryPratchett · 29/10/2016 22:57

Having projectile vomited cranberry juice, there's worse than Berocca.

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 29/10/2016 22:57

If you're pissed , Dragon how can you make s cheese and been toastie without kitchen carnage?

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