I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

[FeckinCrutches]

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

I think my brain wanted to say those things, but the fingers were not working.

Not sure why everyone is assuming Tinkiiev is male. IME Tinkiiev arrives in the guise of 3 female mates carrying 3 bottle of Prosecco and a bottle of voddie that's "really smooth and won't give you a hangover". Tinkiiev lies.

Tinkiiev is a wendying bitch.

Too late now obviously but if you are drunk and feeling queasy (and at home in private) I say better out than in.

glad to find out what happened to Tinkiiev.... was thinking about that all last night

I'll have a pint of what Tinkiiev had!

Me and Tinkiiev are down the pub having hair of the dog and wondering if FeckinCrutches got her knickers back after the game.

Oh and for those wondering, Tink is all man.

Haven't RTFT but my tip is charcoal tablets - they soak up the booze that disturbs your stomach lining so you don't get sick the next day. Also works if it's already the next day and you already feel sick! (Like me this morning, despite not being drunk).

Believe me, I've tried all the tricks and that plus electrolyte drink is the bees knees.

I've got a full beef dinner on the go! I might twist down a glass of red then bath and an early night!

I think Tinkiev should officially be admitted to MN vernacular - vipers, norks, and Tinkiev sounds good no?

Ooh, i lurves a bit of Tinkiiev..!!

Yes, it should. Tinkiiev 😍😂

Wine tonight? You're hardcore. No wonder Tinkiiev dumped me. I'm too vanilla.

Please don't forget Wanter. He is most important when consorting with Tinkiiev.

I'm back in bed with plenty of Wanter thanks for the laughs when I got up this morning!

Bless ya socks! xxx

We've all been there like

Tinkiev 4 life

Tinkiiev! Oh so many naughty nights and hazy memories. He's a bad one but we all love a bit of him don't we.

Was it Tinkiev who was doing t-rex in Asda?

Nah that was Wanter

I know his secret. Tinkiiev is like a game of Mornington Crescent. He's whoever you want him to be.

Or her. Shhhhhh.

Tinkiiev has definitely got dark brown floppy hair, and shakes his hips well. He is trouble, stay away.

Is Tinkiiev related to Wanter?