I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

[FeckinCrutches]

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

Oh get a grip you lot! Pissed as a fart and stuffing snacks down her throat? The ship of healthy eating has sailed so finish the night with a mars bar and can of coke!

Trump might be in charge in two weeks
Okay I've either sobered you up instantly or caused heart failure....

Half Coke and half water the next day is great. With a salty snack. I used this with tropical disease related dehydration then transferred this learning to hangovers! Adaptable, me!

I always craved burgers when I was hammered. I remember fondly stumbling around the kitchen cooking burgers in the grill whilst pissed as a fart. Far better than water and berroca.

Although I think water is a sensible option as well. But nothing beats some grease. Ask tinkiiev what he thinks. I bet he makes a mean burger.

Me.

Almost wantnt going out as DS teething screaming

Luckily went to asleep so crept out to Indian with DH.

Don't drink. Jas two large white wines.

Tinkiev came to say hello to me.

I loves tinkiev. Swazzles boo.

Oooh tinkiiev is that strong as fuck spirit that you get onto at the end of the night when everything else is gone.
There is about a 50 50 chance of going blind with that.

This makes me glad I split up with tinkiev - was an evil fucker so I LTB.

And if old Kinky Kiev is the decent sort he will be running back from the chippy with a fish supper.

MrsTP we all know cranberry juice is code for cherry b's on offer at Morrisons

Tinkiev came to say hello to me.

I loves tinkiev. Swazzles boo

Am howling here, keep 'em coming those of you who down and dirty with tinkiev tonight

Don't take any notice of tinkiiev, he's up to no good IMO.

Take a bowl to bed with you in case you throw up.

Tinkiev is mischief so he is

Hi OP are you safe? Is there someone that can check on you to make sure you don't vomit/choke on it?

Get thee a bucket.

This happens to me with alarming regularity.

Toast. Water. Bed.

Tomorrow: full fat Coke and salt and vinegar crisps.

You'll survive.

legotits

Make sure you lie on your side (preferably left).

I think I love tinkiiev

You win the Internet tonight op

Tinkiev told me he was working late. Now I think about it he has been funny with his phone lately as well.

Tinkiiev is here too, bastard

Need to arrend eugby toyrnament tomorrow

Ack. Dozed off, nearly dodger puke.

I am sure Tinkiiev delivered a pizza to me this week. He was gorgeous and very cheery. I leered at him and gave him a £5 tip. The pizza was delicious too.

I'm so glad I took MN advice to LTB.
That Tinkliev, he messes wiv yer brain.
Kick him to the kerb Hun, double quick.

Wanter is your friend.

Oh and put a bucket near you

don't listen to Tinkiiev

Ha ha Tinkiiev is bad So glad he left me when I was pregnant!

Tinkiev is bringing me my Ocado order in an onion van later.