I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

[FeckinCrutches]

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

😂 that's all I ate for 3 years, washed down with Jack and coke for 50p ...

OMG food and drink heaven

bogeyface

Rolling around in a cornfield? Nah, that happened when I was a teen 😂
Vomiting in flowerpots, a sink [insert nauseous emoticon], blowjobs in Shoreditch, meeting cute guys in Italy, meeting cute guys and girls, being high in the Swiss alps (that's a very bad idea, btw!!)... meeting DH! School was so much fun. I kind of miss it... not the point of this thread, I know. But this thread made me crave a drink. (Not that I would. I'm pregnant)

The OP is still spelling! She is perfectly fine... probably a bit hungover tmrw morning. But pickles and coke will help....

Gah!! I'll eat chocolate tmrw. Seems like a good drink substitute... :/

Hope you didn't wake up with Tinkiev, or if you did that he is making tea and toast now.

He was round mine Friday night forcing me to stay up and drink fireball whisky

How you doing this morning OP? Tinkiev turning on you by any chance?

Thinking of you this morning op, something tells me this might be a long day for you.

Much love to you today OP plenty Berocca and dioralyte mixed together!

FFS. Why do I come on here when I'm drunk! I'm just making myself a bacon and egg sandwich. Ravenous after no dinner last night.

but where's Tinkiiev??

Morning OP! Hope your head isn't too bad - shouldn't Tinkiiev be cooking your breakfast? He's the fucker to blame

Plenty of water, painkillers and unhealthy food!

Goood morning, OP :)

A cold shower and painkillers, works every time :)!

But sports drinks (or full fat coke), pickles and greasy food are nicer....

Everything alright with you, OP? :)

I wondered where Tinkiiev was. He stood me up last night. :sad: I knew there was another woman, I knew it.

Who / what is tinkiev??

I do love a good drunk thread!

Hope you're ok this morning - tinkiiev notwithstanding.

Enjoy your breakfast, sounds lovely (not feeling duper pukey anymore then)

Maybe Tinkiiev is a demon only known to MN, we should have a thread in his honour each Halloween and an emoticon and everything.

I had a proper laugh at this, thank you!

Glad you're ok. Can you enlighten us about Tinkiiev?

I have no idea what I was trying to say! I think I was trying to get you all to help sober me up 😂

Wasn't much of a reality check for you then...

FeckinCrutches you are obviously deeply in love with Tinkiiev and he's mine, I tell ya, mine. Hands off

I've now got visions of some polish lothario putting me to bed!

He put you to bed? You floozy!! I hope you had matching underwear. He likes that, does Tink.

Tinkiiev has just rolled in. Said his phone ran out of charge and he crashed at a mates. He looks a bit worse for wear and smells of bacon. I'm going to have to LTB.

You didn't even tell us you fuckin loved us Crutches

Or that we are your bestest friends.

Muddlewitch are you telling me Tinkiiev is married?

I am the OW and I never knew.