I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

[FeckinCrutches]

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

Who Is tinkiiev partnering on Strickly this year?

Tinkiev needs you to have a drink of water and keep a bucket by your bed.

And will give you a bad 'eed the morrow.

If you're feeling very ill, phone a friend

Laura Whitmore Melanie.

I would so love to bear witness to OP's reaction in the morning when she reads this after the joys of Tinkiev have left her...

...with nothing but a broken heart gut and a pounding passion head

Am I the only one who's a little concerned that the OP is hammered and possibly on her own or potentially in a dangerous situation?

No, you're not, Livia - see my post above.

Stand by sink and force yourself to drink three pints of water.
Eat a slice of toast
Take two paracetamol.
Take another pint of water to bed

All will be ok but you must drink the water

If you feel that bad, OP, then I'd heartily recommend a TC (tactical chunder).

Not after my previous advice for a cheese and bean toastie though. Whoever asked, my DH usually makes me one and listens to my entire night from start to finish, as payment. Which usually includes jokes with no lead up or punchline and/or imitations of things that happened. Poor him.

So...

Hangover cure?

1. Sports drink (or coconut water with cola)
2. Ibuprofen
3. Eat pickles (a friend of mine used to drink the juice. But meh... )
4. Eat something with fried eggs, preferably...

A cold shower and ibuprofen works as well. But it's less enjoyable...

At least that's what I remember from my school days (and I've neeeever needed it after that, obviously)

I'm assuming that half way through each story you intersperse with a dance or rendition of night fever Dmamma

It's only polite.

Yes! Legotits...it's like you know me already

Dodger puke - is that when it comes out looking like ?!

Ahh, saucy old Tinkiev. Does he still have that boss-eyed greyhound with a penchant for humping wheely bins? Bubbles, I think it's name was....

If she's posting on here then she's not so pissed she will choke on her own vomit, I'm fairly confident.
She's dozed off too so I'm pretty sure she's at home.

OP go straight to beddy byes with a glass of water and Mr Bucket.

Tinkiiev sounds like trouble; LTB

Ask Tinkiev to get you water, paracetamol and a bowl lol

pol

Absolutely. The OP doesn't seem to be very drunk. the tired/horny drunk stage isn't all that dangerous (ime).

She's certainly not drunk enough to role around in a cornfield, vomit several times and fall asleep under a table...

Is wanter tinkievs cousin?

I still rue the day I met Tinkiiev. And he still owes me £60 from the unfortunate incident in Droitwich.

Glad you have wanter as a friend though, he sounds much nicer.

I was duper pukey last night, managed to avoid it with water before bed and lots of deep breathing and "no ... no....I'll be ok" today. Full fat flat coke upon the morrow will help. Peace and love to you, fellow sufferer

She's certainly not drunk enough to role around in a cornfield, vomit several times and fall asleep under a table...

CJ, is that you?! :o

Water, water and more water! A tactical chunder if you must, but followed by more water!