I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

[FeckinCrutches]

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

Oh tactical chunder is a good idea - back in the day when I used to drink, I found that if I could be sick (it was always three times for some reason) I could get a 'second wind' and carry on

Wanter is horrid. Wanter pretends to be your friend but then gives you hiccups and laughs and laughs at you .

I like Wanter... I think he's misunderstood

and toast

Bad Tinkiiev! Don't listen to him OP!

Am I the only one who is impressed OP could spell accidentally while a bit fucked up!?!

DSis and I downed a bottle of red each, felt a bit rough, did a tactical chunder (classy birds we are!) and then carried on but switched to white to be on the safe side :o

I should add that this was about 20 years ago!

Am I the only one who's a little concerned that the OP is hammered and possibly on her own or potentially in a dangerous situation?

She's with Tinkiev, keep up

Yeah sorry - but I heard he was a bit of a bellend...

Oh dear I hope there wasn't any dodgy puke. You let us know how you get on OP. If you wake up at any point drink water.

Only when he's with Wanter, tries too hard to impress him you see.

She is not so drunk that she cant use a computer so I think she is probably safer on her own. I have always got into the most trouble with other people when I have had a few, the more people then the greater the chance that someone will have a "brilliant" idea...........

I have 6 kids and 2 tattoos. Just sayin'

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Tinkiiev and Wanter were a Vaudeville act. They never made it onto the silver screen. It was all very sad really, Tinkiiev kicked the bucket and Wanter drowned in 3 litres of tea. Hope you are ok OP.

So were the three litres of tea in the bucket that Tinkiiev kicked?

Fear not.

Op will wake up tomorrow morning with half her clothes still on and the rest half off ... lets hope she's not wearing jeans and falls over when she attempts to make it to the bathroom.

She will spend half the day groaning and then click onto mumsnet and react with utter horror.

Don't worry op, I met tinkiiev's friend, morphiiev in hospital a few weeks ago. The shit I managed to post on facebook was mainly bollocks.

Morphiiev is a bastard. Why would anyone take him out for fun? I've only met him in hospital. He was black listed by Equity.

I met Morphiev's cousin Ora Morph in hospital, she was dangerous, she had me running along the corridor on a zimmer frame shouting 'Look, I can walk!' at the doctors

LittlePaint is it really bad that that made me actually laugh

tinkiiev is the reason I don't drink vodka anymore, don't listen to him! He's baaaad news.

*Livia - Nah, it made me laugh as well

LittlePaint I've just snorted into my pillow so as not to wake DH.

little Ora morph was very popular on our ward. We all shouted for her attention every time the drugs trolley came round.

She made me say some very stupid things though. But she's like chocolate. Delicious and lovely while consuming - serious guilt afterwards!

I also loved a burger when hammered, preferably from a van, and!!! In our student union you could actually buy cheese toasties from a vending machine!!! For £1!!!

Wonder what Tinkliev would be like on ora morph...

Rocking I wish I hadn't wasted my education now....

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