I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

[FeckinCrutches]

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

Full-fat Coke, has to be original, has to be in a can, with salty snacks such as potato sticks.

Can anyone enlighten me.... What/who is tinkiev?
Awesome thread tho, thanks for the laughs.

Ah jaysus loralei (5 pages ago) I came on here for a bit of a distraction from a Trump/Clinton show on the telly box now

Read the thread from the start to find tinkiiev and wanter.

Everyday - tinkiiev is some kind of weird drunken "thing" that the OP typed in her fucked-up state. NO ONE, including her, knows exactly what tinkiiev should be. It's beyond the wit of any of us to know - so instead, we're investing tinkiiev with whatever attributes we want to

Ha. Thank you thumb I have rtft and totally got wanter but tinkiev was just out of reach for that time of night Haha. Appreciate the hand holding

Tinkiiev has a hip flask and is generous with the contents.

Tinkiiev gets the party started.

Tinkiiev tells you you're beautiful when you're a slurring mascara-coated mess.

Tinkiiev loves your karaoke.

Tinkiiev tells you the morning will take care of itself, then he clears off long before you wake up. Bastard.

Tinkiiev is a wrongun. But when he looks at you with those puppy dog eyes... We love him don't we?

Either that or he's some random bloke from Kiev who got mixed up in all this!

"Tinkiiev tells you you're beautiful when you're a slurring mascara-coated mess."

But you are beautiful.

I do hope Tinkiiev appears often in future posts.
Hope you are feeling alright OP.

hungryhippo, I don't think we'll hear from Tinkiiev again now.
That ship has sailed.
He left while he was on top (always best).

hungryhippo, I don't think we'll hear from Tinkiiev again now.
That ship has sailed.
He left while he was on top (always best).

Oh yes. He slips away before sunlight leaving nothing but hazy memories.

I wanter spend the night with Tinkiiev tonight . Who's got him?

first of all Tinkiiev says, "you are so interesting and smart" . Next he says "you are really funny!" Then he starts saying "you are the the best dancer in room"... when Tinkiiev starts saying "everyone fancies you / wants to be you" it is time to go home

'Now you listen 'ere, he is Tinkiiev and he's a very naughty boy'.

Fuck you tinkiiev fuck you to hell

Did tinkiiev visit you Lem?

Oh dear it seem Tinkiiev has struck again

Did you go to bed with Tinkiiev and wake up with his pals Huey & Ralph instead?

I did indeed and am now making plans to LTB for good this time!! he introduced me to his friend jaigerbomb and that was where it all went to shit

Thanks to that bastard Tinkiiev, I spent last Friday night rambling to my 16 year old son that 'If you touch peoples' arms they burp' and 'the trees will help with the rapiness' (we'd been discussing that awful Poldark scene).

Did Tinkiiev stick around to help me fend off the ridicule? Did he bollocks.