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AIBU?

To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

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lemonade30 · 13/09/2015 16:45

So, I was just generally perusing the middle class thread, becoming ever more incredulous that anybody would aspire to be anything even slightly synonymous with mediocre when it dawned on me....

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

Is this a documented phenomenon?

Or have I just had the good fortune of knowing a few too many well endowed, manually dextrous ruffians?

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ExitPursuedByABear · 13/09/2015 16:47

It's really weird in here at the moment.

LemonPied · 13/09/2015 16:49

Such a strange thread. And likely to become highly offensive when im assuming it's supposed to be lighthearted.

LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/09/2015 16:53

Have I actually fallen into Lady Chatterley's Lover by mistake?

Hassled · 13/09/2015 16:53

Manually dextrous ruffians, you say? So basically Bill Sykes?

TheoriginalLEM · 13/09/2015 16:54

FaceFullOfFilleronthe45 · 13/09/2015 16:54

I wouldn't know, I've only ever shagged aristocracy.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 13/09/2015 16:54

It's taking the horny handed working man thing too far...

Oysterbabe · 13/09/2015 16:54

Thanks for making me almost throw up by trying to remember my worst sexual experience.

TwmSionCati · 13/09/2015 16:55

ooh Mellors is John Thomas ready? My gates are open?

LapsedPacifist · 13/09/2015 16:56

Horny-handed sons of toil? But don't they pee in your kitchen sink afterwards?

PacificDogwood · 13/09/2015 16:57

Oh my!

No, it's not a 'documented phenomenon', it's your experience, nothing more, nothing less.

TheoriginalLEM · 13/09/2015 16:57

offensive, yes.

Every1KnowsJeffHesUsuallyACunt · 13/09/2015 17:00

Que?

To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

Mrsjayy · 13/09/2015 17:00

Yep you have been watching that lady chatterly and after a bit of rough eh. Nowt queer as folk

BolshierAyraStark · 13/09/2015 17:03

What the actual fuck?

LoseLooseLucy · 13/09/2015 17:03

Hmm. Can't say I've ever boffed a toff.

lemonade30 · 13/09/2015 17:03

Exactly which part offends you LEM?

Oh and thanks spunkmonkey but I'm no lady.

(Thats a sentence I didn't anticipate I'd ever see fit to use again, but there you go I suppose)

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Sighing · 13/09/2015 17:04

Twinkie1 · 13/09/2015 17:05

Never had sex with a working class man and I've had some pretty good sex so I don't think you've shagged a wide enough demographic obviously.

Tiggeryoubastard · 13/09/2015 17:05

Haven't the schools gone back?

TwmSionCati · 13/09/2015 17:06

"I have never boffed a toff"

oh gosh I do love this forum for amusing me on a dull Sunday afternoon

SisterNancySinatra · 13/09/2015 17:06

I only have past experience with working classes and would say yeA,phwoar!!!

thehypocritesoaf · 13/09/2015 17:07

It's down to the individual, innit.

TwmSionCati · 13/09/2015 17:08

yes my favourite trade for shagging is electrician - how the sparks fly!
and then a steel fixer - although his hands were possibly a bit too horny....

anyone else got a top shag trade?

Mrsjayy · 13/09/2015 17:09

Dh is working class he has rough hands and overalls im obviously a very lucky woman

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