To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

[lemonade30]

So, I was just generally perusing the middle class thread, becoming ever more incredulous that anybody would aspire to be anything even slightly synonymous with mediocre when it dawned on me....

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

Is this a documented phenomenon?

Or have I just had the good fortune of knowing a few too many well endowed, manually dextrous ruffians?

It's really weird in here at the moment.

Such a strange thread. And likely to become highly offensive when im assuming it's supposed to be lighthearted.

Have I actually fallen into Lady Chatterley's Lover by mistake?

Manually dextrous ruffians, you say? So basically Bill Sykes?

I wouldn't know, I've only ever shagged aristocracy.

It's taking the horny handed working man thing too far...

Thanks for making me almost throw up by trying to remember my worst sexual experience.

ooh Mellors is John Thomas ready? My gates are open?

Horny-handed sons of toil? But don't they pee in your kitchen sink afterwards?

Oh my!

No, it's not a 'documented phenomenon', it's your experience, nothing more, nothing less.

offensive, yes.

Que?

Yep you have been watching that lady chatterly and after a bit of rough eh. Nowt queer as folk

What the actual fuck?

Hmm. Can't say I've ever boffed a toff.

Exactly which part offends you LEM?

Oh and thanks spunkmonkey but I'm no lady.

(Thats a sentence I didn't anticipate I'd ever see fit to use again, but there you go I suppose)

Never had sex with a working class man and I've had some pretty good sex so I don't think you've shagged a wide enough demographic obviously.

Haven't the schools gone back?

"I have never boffed a toff"

oh gosh I do love this forum for amusing me on a dull Sunday afternoon

I only have past experience with working classes and would say yeA,phwoar!!!

It's down to the individual, innit.

yes my favourite trade for shagging is electrician - how the sparks fly!
and then a steel fixer - although his hands were possibly a bit too horny....

anyone else got a top shag trade?

Dh is working class he has rough hands and overalls im obviously a very lucky woman