To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

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So, I was just generally perusing the middle class thread, becoming ever more incredulous that anybody would aspire to be anything even slightly synonymous with mediocre when it dawned on me....

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

Is this a documented phenomenon?

Or have I just had the good fortune of knowing a few too many well endowed, manually dextrous ruffians?

Have my first ever op

Well, my ex is a pipefitter and before that worked on the roads.

He turned out to be a cheat but he was seriously good in bed.

Sigh...

What if someone grew up in a working class family but through their own success is now middle class?

Oh, yes, and what about an impoverished toff, hm?!
Questions, questions.

that would definitely shrink their dick exasperated, obviously.

Obviously their penis shrinks and they lose all sexual dexterity, Exasperated.

What if someone grew up in a working class family but through their own success is now middle class?

I suppose its sort of inversely proportional - the greater the success, the greater the...erm.....slump in their sexual prowess.

Working class youths alternate their weekends between learning to sing charming regional ditties such as 'When I'm Cleaning Windows' or 'Knees Up Mother Brown' and becoming schooled in the art of lovemaking.

But I was always told it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean

You were lied to.

LOL LOL LOL stop it you lot I am really LOLLING here.
I have not 'spat my coffee onto the keyboard' yet, though, I must go and make some.

Also if they were so crap would they really manage to get mistresses or would that mean the women were just money grabbers and after their cash? Oh this question opens up endless possibilities of other questions

Mellors in last week's Lady Chatterley didn't even look like a particularly great shag.

Lady C should have written a strongly worded letter of complaint to the The Lady magazine.

So if working class are a great lay, middle class are crap, what are "upper" class like in the sack? Anyone know? What is classed as upper class? I didn't think class actually mattered that much these days. I'm not sure I actually know the name of everyone i have slept with never mind their class? (joking)

I think the 'uppers' make you pretend to be Nanny and request that you put them over your knee and scold their naughty bottoms.

Oh op covered upper class in her op, they too are crap.

Now sean beans mellors knew what he was doing up against a tree might have blushed a little at the though

Hang on, is Lady Chatterley on at the moment then? Are they repeating the Sean Bean one?

I remember when that one was first on and my friend's older sister paused the video (old school DVD, for the young 'us reading this) when SB was running naked and we all had a good look at his willy.

Happy days.

I am middle class by most definitions. And I am not sure my dick would be described as anything special to tell a girl friend about.

However, I hope I am quite good at oral sex.

Is that a class thing?

you like this topic don't you Squoosh? Do you have any particular 'trade' to recommend?

( Saw that LadyC last week too)

But I was always told it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean

See, I've always wondered about that.

Large, slow and ponderous but capable of long distance, or small, swift and choppy with a lot of bounce?

Choices, choices.

Was on last sunday night was meh though

Hnnggghhhh.

Sean Bean's Mellors could happily manhandle me up against the pyracantha.

Or rather than have relations, they dress up as babys and want you to change their nappy and call you mama because the stress of being upper class is just too much!