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To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

200 replies

lemonade30 · 13/09/2015 16:45

So, I was just generally perusing the middle class thread, becoming ever more incredulous that anybody would aspire to be anything even slightly synonymous with mediocre when it dawned on me....

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

Is this a documented phenomenon?

Or have I just had the good fortune of knowing a few too many well endowed, manually dextrous ruffians?

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Chelsea26 · 13/09/2015 18:30

Mamalazarou sadly v disappointing...

But a quickie backstage at a wedding with a terribly terribly posh banker - mindblowing!

Those are the two ends of my personal spectrum and back to front but in general w/c better than posh, musicians better than sporty, and jump on any bloke with a motorbike!

IMVHO Wink

sugar21 · 13/09/2015 18:34

I'm not lucky enough to have shagged 70 men of different lengths but I was married to a man from Cirencester who always wanted to smack my botty. I had peachy cheeks apparently.GrinHmm.
However my dabblings with the tanned tall and handsome washing machine installer were vibrant and sparky

Tinktheterrible · 13/09/2015 18:34

Also, drummers! I don't think they need to be of any particular class. Hmm

FithColumnist · 13/09/2015 18:35

In my experience, there's not much difference, although I did once have the pleasure of acquaintance with an astonishingly depraved scion of the landed aristocracy. He was a remarkably... inventive young man. Blush

FithColumnist · 13/09/2015 18:38

And I just mentioned this thread to DH and asked him if he'd ever had a bit of rough. He looked pointedly at me and raised an eyebrow. Angry

TinklyLittleLaugh · 13/09/2015 18:38

This sounds a bit mean, but I often find middle class blokes less...manly. Even 19 year old DD's mates. I say, "Oh he was a nice lad, is he gay?" Because to me they are often more than a tad effeminate.

DD is convinced I spent my youth dating Neanderthals, (I'm from the Welsh valleys where men are very macho).

TwmSionCati · 13/09/2015 18:39

" rough gypsy boys "
" construction joiner "

ooh be still my beating heart

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travellinglighter · 13/09/2015 18:46

Didn??t someone say ??We??re all middle class now??? Does that mean you lot are doomed to bad sex?

MamaLazarou · 13/09/2015 18:46

Computer programmers are supposed to be dynamite in the sack, due to the tedious nature of their work.

Or so my computer programmer ex-BF told me.

squoosh · 13/09/2015 18:47

And I just mentioned this thread to DH and asked him if he'd ever had a bit of rough. He looked pointedly at me and raised an eyebrow.

Well he stuck around, that tells you all you need to know!

monkeysox · 13/09/2015 18:49

Nothing wrong with steel workers Wink would tend to agree that manual worker types far superior to pen pushers Blush

squoosh · 13/09/2015 18:52

Musicians are a pleasingly filthy lot.

LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/09/2015 19:04

Phil Collins? Someone pass the brain bleach!

There was an absolutely gorgeous lad working the waltzers at Drayton Manor one year. I was about 19. I went home and wrote a song about him. Really.

Guy I fancy at work used to be a workman and has a motorbike. Good God!

XiCi · 13/09/2015 19:08

Agree squoosh, especially drummers. And goalkeepers are another pleasingly filthy lot in my (very happy) experience

There is nothing sexier than a man who does manual work. I go weak at the knees at the first sign of a rigger boot Smile

Samcro · 13/09/2015 19:12

"Oh and thanks spunkmonkey but I'm no lady.'

you got that right

coffeetasteslikeshit · 13/09/2015 19:29

DH is a tradesman, rides a motorbike and wearers riggers. He's frequently muddy and sweaty. Grin

coffeetasteslikeshit · 13/09/2015 19:30

I blame Sean bean.

Philoslothy · 13/09/2015 19:34

everyone knows that the working class don't do delayed gratification, that has to impede your enjoyment. Probably why I have six children, he won't hold back!

PacificDogwood · 13/09/2015 19:36

Glad you're still around, chick Grin

herlmerm · 13/09/2015 19:37

My gamekeeper is an incredibly good shag, but I do find his Yorkshire accent annoying.

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Has someone posted this already?

Mrsjayy · 13/09/2015 19:44

Mmmmm Sean Bean

Karou · 13/09/2015 19:46

Reminds me of an over heard conversation in a pub in Cardiff one Saturday night

"Oi, I'm a lady, tits first!"