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To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

200 replies

lemonade30 · 13/09/2015 16:45

So, I was just generally perusing the middle class thread, becoming ever more incredulous that anybody would aspire to be anything even slightly synonymous with mediocre when it dawned on me....

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

Is this a documented phenomenon?

Or have I just had the good fortune of knowing a few too many well endowed, manually dextrous ruffians?

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TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 13/09/2015 21:13

And what was this about a naked Sean Bean?!

NameChange30 · 13/09/2015 21:13

TMOH so have you slept with anyone who wasn't good in bed?! (discounting sexual abuse Sad)

Mrsjayy · 13/09/2015 21:14

Hope you left a review on checkatrade Dixie oh you have been around Hellbeasts

DawnOfTheDoggers · 13/09/2015 21:16

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TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 13/09/2015 21:17

Emma yep sadly so, the worst were a Canadian banker and a Spanish police officer, but there have been others, I got around a bit when I was younger.

OctoberCupcake · 13/09/2015 21:18

would tend to agree that manual worker types far superior to pen pushers blush

I have to agree with monkeysox.

DH works on building sites & comes home all dusty & ruffled. He also boxes & plays football. Couldn't be much more WC Blush

LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/09/2015 21:18

Naked Sean Bean is in the BBC Lady Chatterley from a good 20 years back. But it's him running through a field. We watched it on video and paused it strategically to see the Bean willy. Beanis?

BeaufortBelle · 13/09/2015 21:19

Hmm - I could divulge but DaveSec and that nonsense contradict the moment but I have fond memories of a Naval Officer.

LuluJakey1 · 13/09/2015 21:22

This would be my list from best to worst

  1. DH - teacher- Yorkshireman. Definitely the best.
  2. Student-when I was at uni- from Yorkshire,doing History, politically active and just amazing in bed.
  3. Social worker- from Newcastle - wonderful.
  4. Hospital Dr- From London
  5. window cleaner -From Newcastle
  6. student- Scientist- from Newcastle
  7. student - Mill owner's son Yorkshire
  8. castle owner's son - Northumberland
  9. Architect - Newcastle
10. accountant- from Wiltshire 11. Teacher - Welsh 12. Architect - American 13. John Lewis manager - London ................... 14. Artist - French 15. Social worker (and serious cyclist )- Welsh 16. Teacher- From Nottingham 17. Tosser from South Tyneside - crap.

Above the dotted line from Good to Fantastic (top 3)
Below dotted line dire.

So not a huge list but men from the North do well whatever their class! May be it is a geographic thing rather than a class thing.

UntilTheCowsComeHome · 13/09/2015 21:22

Beanis

GrinGrin

Mrsjayy · 13/09/2015 21:23

Sean bean did a lady chaterlys lover it was amazing

Wordsaremything · 13/09/2015 21:23

yNBU and have been reading too much Lawrence.

The perfect union is cultural as well as physical.

Oh yes .

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 13/09/2015 21:25

Ahhh thank you, I'll have to see if I can find it from somewhere Grin

Mrsjayy · 13/09/2015 21:25

Oh jesus i just choked on my frys cream Beanis !!

Mrsjayy · 13/09/2015 21:26

Its on you tube my lovely you are welcone

LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/09/2015 21:27

I'm here all week. Try the lamb.

And the Beanis.

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 13/09/2015 21:28

Mrsjayy you have my sincere thanks, now to get the foreman out of my study... Grin

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 13/09/2015 21:28

Gah posted too soon, meant to add so that I don't look like a raging pervert.

Wordsaremything · 13/09/2015 21:30

1 economist, Home Counties. Extraordinary.
2 barrister , Good but not as good as he thought he was.

  1. Pilot turned academic.
  2. Filmy person ok
-- 5 other filmy person 6 academic --- All the rest . Am old and fat now so celibate.
BoffinMum · 13/09/2015 21:34

Well I boffed a toff and he was ace.

BoffinMum · 13/09/2015 21:35

DH recently offered to put his Aldi work trousers on for me for that Mellors look.

Not quite the same, I think.

laureywilliams · 13/09/2015 22:41

shanged?!
I think you'd need a bit of rough for that. Don't imagine a toff shanging you rotten Dixie
Ps were both your gas shags corgi?

Feckingfeckfeck · 13/09/2015 22:54

Best shag is my DP who is a landscaper, so strong and always a bit dirty ;)
Worst was a guy at a music festival whose penis was so large I cried when he put it in me Blush

sproketmx · 13/09/2015 22:59

To polite I think but I like a bit of rough Grin I'm common as muck, working class thru n thru so I don't really encounter many middle class men but I don't really find myself attracted to them.

laureywilliams · 13/09/2015 23:00

Wow feck I'm picturing SB in lady chatterley!

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