To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

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So, I was just generally perusing the middle class thread, becoming ever more incredulous that anybody would aspire to be anything even slightly synonymous with mediocre when it dawned on me....

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

Is this a documented phenomenon?

Or have I just had the good fortune of knowing a few too many well endowed, manually dextrous ruffians?

Not sure but if anyone has Tom Hiddleston's number, I'm willing to take one for the team and find out? He is upper class, right?

You're weird op

And I have found the upper classes are invariably perverts because boarding school.

Surely they'd have good dexterity though?

Squoosh Oops, not my FIL! I am talking about DH. clutches pearls Oh, the thought.

" NEVER shag a crane driver."
do you want to talk about it, Kanye?

This has serious potential to become a MN classic

What's with the s btw?

And have remembered the medical student at uni. He was definitely middle class and definitely good.

A classic? Although saying that Penis Beaker was in classics and that was really .

My never shag would be never shag a cyclist. I think there is shrinkage with serious cyclists.

Sigh, fine then, I'll have a go on Benedict Cumberbatch and let you all know about posh blokes.

Someone has to do it...

Sparkling what are your requirements for classics then? I just think it has to be funny. Which this is so far. Although not as funny as penis beaker

Pens beaker wasn't funny. It was a cringefest and a new low for this site. It was responsible for a lot of trolls and bad attention.

Of course it's true.

Wouldn't you rather shag a tanned muscley brickie than a pasty podgey project manager?

Don't go too far down the ranks though or you end up back at the start

I don't even look at Classics Emma. Penis Beaker was the most unfunny thread ever and IMO didn't even happen.
I don't think everything in Classics is supposedly funny, there are serious threads in there IIRC.

I am not splitting my sides/spitting tea over my keyboard/wetting myself at this thread.

Yesssss!!!

I'm happy to indulge in a dalliance with Matthew Goode as part of the Posh Shag research.

Lulu I apologise for suggesting you were indulging in a spot of 'how's your father-in-law'!

Well, that told me!

There was a thread in the last few months or so that made me cry laughing. Wish I could remember what it was.

Please find it and link Emma there has been a distinct lack of laughter on here lately.

Dixie the Christians against dinosaurs thread was funny.

Sorry if I came across as telling you Emma. Didn't mean to, it's my standard reply to any mention of Classics/Penis Beaker, I just don't get it.

Hang on, the op must be wrong

Pampas grass is resolutely Middle class

And being middle class is about keeping up with the Jones

So you'd want to ensure the husband was a more than satisfactory lover so that Linda didn't gossip about his shortcomings at the next WI meet.

I always enjoy threads where people share things their children have said or parenting in public without the children. Lots of little anecdotes rather than one long pile of made up tosh, a la penis beaker.