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To suppose that working class men are better in bed?

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lemonade30 · 13/09/2015 16:45

So, I was just generally perusing the middle class thread, becoming ever more incredulous that anybody would aspire to be anything even slightly synonymous with mediocre when it dawned on me....

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

Is this a documented phenomenon?

Or have I just had the good fortune of knowing a few too many well endowed, manually dextrous ruffians?

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squoosh · 13/09/2015 17:25

It does seem to have captured my imagination Twm! Grin

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lemonade30 · 13/09/2015 17:27

No I didn't mention the uppers actually.
I have never ridden a titled fella so I'm hardly in any position to postulate.

I imagine they'd be dirty fuckers and give the chavs a run for their money if anything.

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LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/09/2015 17:27

I've never got the Sean Bean love.

I realise I'm in the minority though.

StormCoat · 13/09/2015 17:27

Actually, based on my own and friends' experiences, I'm not sure Squoosh is so far from the truth. I went to an Oxford college that was positively riddled with toffs, and spanking stuff did seem to rear its head rather more often than you would expect with a general sample of the population...

TwmSionCati · 13/09/2015 17:28

Grin discussion of the day hope there's no journo's about.

LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/09/2015 17:28

OP, working class are not 'chavs', thanks.

I'm working class. I'm not a fucking chav.

squoosh · 13/09/2015 17:28

However, I hope I am quite good at oral sex.

Is that a class thing?

It's a forrin thing. It's widely known that oral sex was illegally trafficked into the UK in the 70s.

You can bet your bottom dollar that oral sex wasn't on the menu for Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard.

ExasperatedAlmostAlways · 13/09/2015 17:28

You did actually you said

Every upper middle/middle class man I've ever had carnal knowledge of was a bit of a let down.

SisterNancySinatra · 13/09/2015 17:28

The Sean bean chatterley lover was years ago , I'm sure one of my kids waa conseived on the end of Sean beans performance

Rufusgy · 13/09/2015 17:29

Guy from the petrol station in my local morrisions is very good. Does that count?

ExasperatedAlmostAlways · 13/09/2015 17:29

Sorry op I realise you meant upper middle class.

cruikshank · 13/09/2015 17:29

Trevor Howard could make a lady cum without taking his hat off. Trufact.

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lemonade30 · 13/09/2015 17:31

Spunkmonkey I'm being facetious.

Calm down, calm down Wink

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Fatrascals · 13/09/2015 17:31

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Sparklingbrook · 13/09/2015 17:33

Can this thread be shovelled into the Sex Topic?

LuluJakey1 · 13/09/2015 17:34

Depends how you define working and middle class. I have only shagged men who work for a living. Does that make them working class. Some have been good some haven't.

DH's parents are teachers and he is a Deputy Head but he is a Labour voting Yorkshire man with a Yorkshire accent and is a football supporter. Does that make him working class even though he earns a good salary and went to university.

Anyway, he is great in bed and has proven it 3 times in the last 24 hours (smug emoticon).

LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/09/2015 17:35

Sparkling, what if one of 'them' turns up to share their knowledge with us?

Where's the vomit emoticon?

LuluJakey1 · 13/09/2015 17:35

Ooh I have just remembered the one in my early 20s whose parents had a castle. He was good too.

TwmSionCati · 13/09/2015 17:36

There was a new TV LadyC though...not with actors I recognised though.
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/tv-and-radio-reviews/11858121/Lady-Chatterleys-Lover-was-weighed-down-by-our-prurience.html

squoosh · 13/09/2015 17:36

Lulu I read your post twice to make sure you weren't talking about your FIL.

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 13/09/2015 17:38

I've had sex with over 70 men. I'd say its a fairly even mix. I've had great sex with bankers, farmers and manual workers.

Terrible sex with Drs and shop workers.

FattyNinjaOwl · 13/09/2015 17:39

Well my DCs dad is working class and he is awesome. I don't know if that's because of his class though, in pretty sure he'd still be awesome if he was middle class.

To be fair though, Ive found middle class to be a bit more er.. Frigid, I suppose. Quite shy about it all and polite, Whereas DCs dad gives me a proper good shag Blush

DixieNormas · 13/09/2015 17:39

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KanyeWestPresidentForLife · 13/09/2015 17:40

In my (considerable, fucking considerable) experience their is a grain of truth in this but it's not to do with class really, it's profession. Working class men tend to do more physical jobs which involve being on their feet all day with a lot of heavy lifting and sweating. So they have a general tendency to be fitter and have more stamina which makes them better in bed than someone who sits behind a desk all day. Although there are exceptions such as crane drivers.

And I have found the upper classes are invariably perverts because boarding school.

KanyeWestPresidentForLife · 13/09/2015 17:42

NEVER shag a crane driver.