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to need to talk about sex

158 replies

batmanandrobin · 07/12/2014 22:30

my DH and i have always had a great sex life- very active and very give and take.

tonight however i pulled my feeding bra down, he did his thing with my tits and then we rolled over onto our separate parts of the bed and he's now snoring.

what?! what has just happened.. is unsexy sex normal? we're only just knocking on 30s door so i don't feel old and tired yet.

reassurance? or a big fat cyber slap? TIA

OP posts:
LaurieFairyCake · 07/12/2014 22:31

Did you have sex?

PurpleWithRed · 07/12/2014 22:32

Um... does doing his thing with your tits involve/include sex? or was it just a friendly squeeze?

IME feeding bras are incompatible with sex; this lasts until your youngest leaves home.

OnlyWantsOne · 07/12/2014 22:32

Did his thing?

Darquesse · 07/12/2014 22:33

What is his thing? Did you get any enjoyment at all? That doesn't sound fun!

minklundy · 07/12/2014 22:33

?

MoonAndBackAgain · 07/12/2014 22:33

'I pulled my feeding bra down and he done his thing with my tits'

What? Confused

ProfessorPickles · 07/12/2014 22:34

You have confused us all op Grin

CleanLinesSharpEdges · 07/12/2014 22:34

Tit wank?

MajesticWhine · 07/12/2014 22:36

was there penetration involved or... are we talking tit wank? Confused

Darquesse · 07/12/2014 22:36

Tit wank in a feeding bra? Not even taken off? clutches pearls

Original poster
batmanandrobin · 07/12/2014 22:36

oh sorry i gave him a titwank as i have a mouth ulcer ATM ??

i didn't want sex. aunties in.

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Bowchickawowow · 07/12/2014 22:39

I don't know where to start!
OP, I don't think you have to worry about your sex life.
Can I ask what normally happens after the, um, titwanking? Is it the lack of reciprocation that is troubling you?!

minklundy · 07/12/2014 22:39

What did you want? And did he bother to ask?

LaurieFairyCake · 07/12/2014 22:41

Well that was kind of you Confused

With a mouth ulcer, a bra on, and on my period I would even have raised an eyebrow.

I'm not sure what else to say apart from 'how kind of you'.

TimelyNameChangey · 07/12/2014 22:41

Aunties in!? You mean you've got your period?

If you're not happy because you got nothing out of the deal why not tell him?

LaurieFairyCake · 07/12/2014 22:41

wouldnt

MajesticWhine · 07/12/2014 22:43

very kind and accommodating of you.

Hairtodaygonetomorrow · 07/12/2014 22:43

Your mistake was letting him go first!

Original poster
batmanandrobin · 07/12/2014 22:43

i think it's the titwank in general that has shocked me.. im bfing and i just gave him a titwank!!!! i haven't done a titwank for years!!!??

i wasn't fussed. im tired and know I'll be up again soon. he was trying it on and knew i had a mouth ulcer and was tired so just kind of happened!! it's the least sexy we've ever been with one another though. usually we cuddle afterwards even if we are tired!

man, can't believe im sharing this. or why really! are titwanks extinct nowadays?!

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MrsSchadenfreude · 07/12/2014 22:44

I clearly have an overactive imagination, but I am howling at this. I have a vision of you wandering into the bedroom with big stained period pants, and a greying nursing bra. You get into bed, unhook the cups, he clambers on, has a tit wank, rolls off, starts snoring and you hook the cups back up and sit there all affronted. Is that how it was? It's hardly a sexy and romantic scenario.

MrsSchadenfreude · 07/12/2014 22:45

"I've got a mouth ulcer, is a titwank alright for tonight?"

"Yes, lovely darling, thank you."

BigRedBall · 07/12/2014 22:46

Can you stop posting and go and wash your breasts please.

LaurieFairyCake · 07/12/2014 22:48

I have to say well done at posting the least sexy sex ever Grin

I've just run it past DH and he thinks different - his exact words were 'better than nothing'

But he did say you shouldn't do anything you don't want to (obviously)

LuluJakey1 · 07/12/2014 22:48

Sounds like one to forget.

PerpetualStudent · 07/12/2014 22:49

My boobs are too small for titwanks - it is one of the great tragedies of my life :(

As far as your situation I would say one lazy fumble doesn't mean a ruined sex life...