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to need to talk about sex

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batmanandrobin · 07/12/2014 22:30

my DH and i have always had a great sex life- very active and very give and take.

tonight however i pulled my feeding bra down, he did his thing with my tits and then we rolled over onto our separate parts of the bed and he's now snoring.

what?! what has just happened.. is unsexy sex normal? we're only just knocking on 30s door so i don't feel old and tired yet.

reassurance? or a big fat cyber slap? TIA

OP posts:
Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:06

I dont get what you are talking about here OP.

You say you have a good sex life?
Do you really?

PerpetualStudent · 07/12/2014 23:07

moon why? Im sure the op's going to hop in the shower before feeding... Plus: think of this - if you bf, give a bj & swallow then it'll get turned into breast milk. #nom

PrettySnowyPictures · 07/12/2014 23:07
Grin
Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:08

Me too Quiero, i pulled some really strange faces about this.

LittleBairn · 07/12/2014 23:08

Honestly the honking of bosoms over tit wanking whilst breastfeeding. If her breasts are clean what's the issue?!

MoonAndBackAgain · 07/12/2014 23:10

It's the thought of it, I wouldn't dream of it myself.

'Hey DH, fancy a titwank?'

'Sure'

Finishes

'I'll just jump in the shower, DC will be up soon for a feed'

Confused
Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:10

its a bit too much information here without any sort of prelude? Is the op happy with her relationship, is the op boasting about her tits, is the op trying to say that her partner is an arse? what?

editthis · 07/12/2014 23:10

I think you're a hero. Nursing bra + period = my husband would be lucky to get a curt "Goodnight".

Original poster
batmanandrobin · 07/12/2014 23:13

didn't know it'd cause offence, that's why i shared. and because for once i wanted a laugh as I've been so down recently as my brothers had some health issues and surgery.

my family are all low. my friends are tiptoeing around me as they think ill crack any minute. DH has been a rock and we've relied on our sex life to keep us 'happy' as it's time when we forget about everything else. but tonight it got all silly and giggly and we ended up being teens again.

i didn't wanna mention all the shitty bit in my OP because the post was about non sexy sex rather than getting over a dying brother.

SORRY and THANKS for killing my mood. can always rely on a select few.

OP posts:
Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:15

very sorry about whats happening in your life op. Your post was just a bit all over the place, as I guess you are.

Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:17

tit wanking is fine, tit wanking whilst breast feeding is also fine, him drinking the milk is also fine, nothing about it is yuck, just writing in the way you have is a bit weird thats all.

Quiero · 07/12/2014 23:20

it's just been his birthday so im a bit blow jobbed out. and so is my mouth

This confuses me. It has just been my husbands birthday too, I gave him some new bike lights and a jumper

Are you married to Ben Dover? How many blow jobs does a birthday necessitate?

WaitingForMe · 07/12/2014 23:20

I think I owe DH an apology. We tried a titwank once and I was in hysterics. I insisted it was something that must have started as an urban legend which made its way into porn because no way did it start as a real thing.

Even now I'm still wondering if this is an elaborate hoax Hmm

Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:22
Grin
Quiero · 07/12/2014 23:23

Sorry for the xpost and sorry for what is going on. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Your OP just wasn't very clear as to whether you were happy, sad, pissed off, proud etc...If you post sex stories, you'll always get a reaction.

Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:23

Hoax or not my face still hasn't gone back to normal...

DirtyOldTown · 07/12/2014 23:23

C'mon, you were moaning in your first post about unsexy sex, you weren't having a laugh...

LadyLuck10 · 07/12/2014 23:24

You seem proud, I would feel Confused. Please have a good scrub before the next feed. But if you're happy then it shouldn't matter.

Tinks42 · 07/12/2014 23:27

Yeah you dirty bitch Grin

MrsSchadenfreude · 07/12/2014 23:27

The pearl clutching over using breasts for a titwank while you're breastfeeding! Grin I imagine she gave them a wash afterwards, rather than putting a jizz covered nipple in her baby's mouth. Hmm (Although it's usually the hair that cops it with a titwank.)

Next time, tell him it's your turn, and whisper seductively into his ear "lick my minge, big boy." Grin

Sorry you've had such a rough time recently OP. CakeFlowers

hesterton · 07/12/2014 23:29

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PrincessOfThemyscira · 07/12/2014 23:32

I think titwanks are quite vanilla. The clean up is not always quick, mind you.

Branleuse · 07/12/2014 23:34

a tit wank? A TITWANK

youre a mother now. stop titwanking immediately

BaronessBomburst · 07/12/2014 23:35

Was the baby in the room at the time? ;)

BIWI · 07/12/2014 23:39

I'm sorry that you're having a hard time, OP - and fanbloodytastic that you can have some semblance of a sex life that cheers you both up.

But this thread has made me laugh, especially

has just been my husbands birthday too, I gave him some new bike lights and a jumper

and

^I looked down once during a titwank.
Ugliest thing I have ever seen, the top of his knob coming at me like that.^

I sniggered at both of these posts!

Just ignore the professionally offended who love to suck the life out of threads like this

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