to need to talk about sex

[batmanandrobin]

my DH and i have always had a great sex life- very active and very give and take.

tonight however i pulled my feeding bra down, he did his thing with my tits and then we rolled over onto our separate parts of the bed and he's now snoring.

what?! what has just happened.. is unsexy sex normal? we're only just knocking on 30s door so i don't feel old and tired yet.

reassurance? or a big fat cyber slap? TIA

Oh I agree. Getting a simba or a bit of jizz in the eye is better than getting it in your hair. The last thing i want to do after a nice shagging session is shampoo my hair. Unfortunately it does need to be washed off.
I find it dries and flakes off on my pillow otherwise.

Waking up to flakey jizzy dandruff on your pillow isn't the nicest way to start your day.

Easiest way and the lazy way is to lay on bed. Get Man to straddle you, facing you like cowgirl position and then stick his knob between your boobs. You have to squeeze boobs together, maybe put you hand on top if they are too small to completely engulf the knob. Man then "rides" your chest and will eventually spunk somewhere so maybe ask him to say before hand so you can shut eyes or he can do it elsewhere.

It's really easy you just lay there, pulling "sexy" faces, maybe occasionally lick the head as it comes towards you. Definitely not a replacement for a blowjob although much less effort, my DP rates it the same as a handjob but it does have a novelty factor that the handjob lacks.

Simba! Omg...

I'm seriously trying to not laugh so I don't wake DD. This thread has made my night!

I don't want my guy rubbing his jobby on my face and then leading me into the light.

I've never heard of Jobby for spunk before. Where I am, Jobby is a turd.

Goodness me, up here north of Newcastle, a jobby is a poo. I wouldn't want to be baptised with that particularly not given the absolutely disgusting smells DH leaves in the bathroom which make me think he must secretly eat slugs or something equally vile

Although I could definitely manage one boobsize wise at the moment (36 weeks pregnant rather than a 36A/B), I don't think DH riding me in the cow girl position would be very comfortable- more like camel girl position. Anyway, I am just finding him an annoyance at the moment so it is not even on the horizon in any form at all. But you are all making me laugh.

DHs bday is Sat, now I dont have to shop. I know what he will be getting this year. He will love it more than anything else as he has a little kinky side to him.

Thanks for than hand on top tip for us in the undersized club.

The googley eyes and moustache stuck on his boaby and then popping up between my tits would freak me out. And look like my XH.